RuleBook to Staying Sane While Living with Rockstars

"But I only have like 19 dollars in my pocket!" Brendon cried, "And some tic-tacs!"
"I'll pay for you-"
"No, I can pay." Jayce cut Ryan off.
"Its fine," Ryan argued, "I can afford it."
"So can I."
"Jayce, just let me pay."
"You can't get a discount at the stores, I'll pay."
"I can afford it either way-"
"Guys," Brendon whined tugging on his hair, "you guys are making me sound like a hoe thats about to have sex with both of you and you guys both want to paaaay!"
"We're wasting time," Gabe said looking at his watch, "lets just go."
"Fine," she snapped at him.
"Oh, I look hot," Brendon said modeling his new clothes.
"Yes, so hot," Gabe rolled his eyes.
"You're just mad because they didn't have a purple tie," Ryan smirked.
"Yeah!" Brendon agreed.
"Jayce, you're taking too long," Gabe said banging on the dressing room door.
She opened the door and crossed her arms.
"Fuck off, Saporta," she hissed.
"Ohmygod."
They looked over at Brendon.
"She's in the brain ninja stand!" Brendon cried hiding behind Ryan, "Haven't you seen Dane Cook?! She's about to plant a bomb in your head! SHE'S ONE OF THE BRAIN TERRORISTS!"
She smiled and uncrossed her arms.
"You're still taking too long."
"Do you really want to know why?" she asked coldly at him.
"Go on, tell me."
"Because my underwear is a dark blue," she said bluntly.
"Jayce! Brendon and Ryan here!"
"Oh, shut up. I want the red dress," she pointed at the dress hanging inside the room, "but I can't because my underwear will show."
"Jayce! Stop talking about what color you're wearing under your pants!"
She didn't feel awkward at all. She was too busy being pissed off at Gabe.
"I can help," Brendon walked over to her, "I'm going to touch you."
Jayce looked at him.
"Do I have permission to touch you? This is in no way sexual."
She kept watching him.
"Not that you're not an attractive woman," he countinued explaining, "Its just right-"
"You can touch me, just help!"
Brendon kneeled down and looked at her waist. Pulled a little at her pants and stood up.
"Go pay for your dress, I'll meet you at the counter."
"You're being a little too harsh towards him," Ryan said putting his hand her shoulder.
She turned around and pulled his hand off.
"Don't touch me and don't tell me if I'm being hard on him."
Just because she made out with him earlier, that didn't give him any right to tell her if she was being mean or touch her.
"I'm back!" Brendon waved a pair of underwear in her face, "With underwear! Very hard to find some in your size, but they are on sale! So with the dress... it would only be like 40 somthing."
"Thanks..." she took it from his hands.
"Your-"
She cut him off by wrapping her arms around him and hiding her face into his shoulder, laughing her head off.
"You..." she couldn't stop laughing, "You have...ahaha..best guy ever."
Brendon smiled and hugged her back. "I know I am."
Ryan cleared his throat, "It our turn at the counter."
After they paid and she changed in the bathroom, they walked back to the buliding.
"This is going to be so awesome!" Brendon squealed jumping up and down in his seat.
"Yeah," Ryan smiled, "I'm so proud of Terri."
"Shh!" Gabe whispered, "Its about to begin!"

"That was just.." Ryan couldn't find words to describe it. They were walking into the lobby.
"Amazing? Incredible? Fantastic?" Terri smiled walking up to the group. "Wow, don't you all look lovely?"
"Terri! Holy crap! We could hear you! It sounded awesome!" Brendon was squeezing her.
"Thanks.Bren.can.I.please.breathe?" she gasped.
"Sorry, but it was so good!"
"Yeah, Terri. That's some amazing talent there." Gabe winked at her.
"I can't believe you never told anyone.." Jayce hugged her.
"Well now thay it's... 5 in the evening, who would like to go dancing?"
"Most deffinetly."
"Pshyeah!"
"Sure."
"Sounds fun."
"Lets gooooooo! Oh actually, I should probably go change back into my other clothes.." Terri had changed into something a tad bit more classier then what she had been wearing earlier. It was a black dress.
"Terri, you look fine. Lets go." Ryan pushed her out the door.
"Agh fine. It's right around the corner." Terri let Ryan walk with Brendon and Gabe.
"Hey Jayce?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm sorry about the whole bathroom inccident.." Terri appologized.
"I'm more mad at Gabe than you." Jayce glared at Gabe.
"Okay."
"Okay."
"So I wonder who you're gonna dance with.." Terri nudged Jayce.
Jayce blushed. "I don't know.."
"Mr. Ross?"
"Maybe.."
"Or Mr. Urie?"
"Maybe.. I'm not sure.."
"Terri! Jayce! Come on! We're here!"