Nowhere Man

He’s as blind as he can be,

Just sees what he wants to see,

Nowhere Man, can you see me at all?

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Okay, so this was originally entry for the oldies song-fic challenge, but since I lost intrest in this halfway through, I was way too late finishing this. I fail at life, I know. Okay, but seriously, I'm glad I didn't submit this for that because I got WAY carried away and turned into an epic (epic: noun. a one-shot that gets out of hand and is written all at the same time, but has to be cut into multiple parts). Fml.

So this is inspired by the song "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles. I love that song a lot, so. This was born and turned into this weird things and Brendon's a psychiatrist? Sort of? I don't even know how that relates to the song, but it does in my head.

Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross. Slash. One-shot. Never happened. Complete and total AU. Rated R for cursing, OCD, and undetailed sex (sorry, but it's there, so be thankful).

Four parts as it now stands. I have 1-3 are finished, so I think 4 will be the last one.