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61 Ways To Annoy/Piss Off Billie Joe Armstrong

61 ways to annoy or piss of Billie Joe Armstrong, just cause i felt like writing something like this.
If you can think of any, put them in the comments and i'll add them to here.

this was going to be a one-shot, but then some one suggested i write a short chapter about each one of those ways, so i decided to give a go. What harm can it do?
  1. 61 Ways To Annoy/Piss Of Billie Joe Armstrong.
    I don't know why i think this is a good idea
  2. Number One On The List
    Hide His Beloved Eyeliner
  3. Number Two On The List
    Show Up At His House In The Middle Of The Night, Claiming To Be His Long Lost Daughter/Son.
  4. Number Three On The List
    On his birthday, fill his front garden with cabbages and spray paint 'Happy National Cabbage Day' on them.
  5. Number Four On The List
    Attempt to comb his hair, then get the comb stuck in his hair and tell him the only way to get it out is to ‘go bald early'.
  6. Number Five On The List
    Replace his bumper sticker with a ‘George Bush knows what he’s talking about,’ one.
  7. Number Six On The List
    6: Constantly poke him, with enthusiasm. Check!
  8. Number Seven and Eight On The List.
    Watch him shower, with extreme interest, and refuse to leave. 8: Then ask what that thing does. Check and Check!
  9. Number Nine On The List
    Ask him why he’s so short.
  10. Number Ten On The List.
    Tell him Tre is sexier.
  11. Number Eleven On The List
    Laugh At Him.
  12. Number Twelve On The List
    Be over obsessive fan girl.
  13. Number Thirteen On The List
    Constantly ask him how sex works and where babies come from.
  14. Number Fourteen On The List
    Talk Over Him, Then Call Him A Sick ***er.
  15. Number Fifteen On The List
    Ask Him What A Green Day Is.
  16. Number Sixteen On The List
    Laugh loudly and hysterically every time he says the word “the.”
  17. Number Seventeen On The List
    Insist that Slipknot is a better band then Green Day ever time he talks to you.
  18. Number Eighteen On The List
    Follow him everywhere he goes, gasp dramatically every time he touches something. Then spray it with disinfectant.
  19. Number Ninteen On The List.
    Talk in baby talk to him.
  20. Number Twenty On The List
    Tickle him under the chin and ruffle his hair, while asking 'oos pwetty lil' girly?'
  21. Number Twenty One On The List
    Turn His Bus Into A Pretty 'N' Pink Palace
  22. Numbe Twenty Two On The List.
    Pinch/grab/smack his ass and call him sexy bitch/beast/slut.
  23. Number Twenty Three On The List.
    Shriek and cover your ears every time he sings or plays guitar.
  24. Number Twenty Four On The List.
    Give him a bedtime and insist he must be in bed by that time so he can get some ‘beauty sleep.’
  25. Number Twenty Five on the List.
    Run around in circles singing ‘Holiday’ loudly and out of tune.
  26. Number Twenty Six On The List
    Ask how to make a baby, then ask if he can help you make one
  27. Number Twenty Seven On The List
    Stare at him for long periods on time with out blinking.
  28. Number Twenty Eight On The List
    Lick his face and tell him he tastes funny.
  29. Number Twenty Nine On The List
    Attempt to pluck his eyebrows and tell him they need to be re-shaped.
  30. Number Thirty On The List
    Draw a Hitler mustache on him, when he’s sleeping, in permanent marker.
  31. Number Thirty One On The List.
    Lay in the middle of the bus, and when he asks you what you’re doing say, you ‘playing dead.
  32. Number Thirty Two On The List
    Hide All His Underwear