61 Ways To Annoy/Piss Off Billie Joe Armstrong
Number Eleven On The List
“I refuse to believe Tre is sexier than me.” Billie said sitting next to me.
“Okay, run from the truth. Everyone agrees with me, ask Joey.” I said matter-of-factly.
“You bug me.” He said and walked out.
It wasn’t ten minutes, before Billie walked back in and sat in the space. “Joey says he thinks we’re both weird.”
I looked at him, kept a straight face, and then burst out laughing.
“What? Is there something on my face?” He said, wiping nonexistent stuff of his face.
I continued to laugh, while pausing every now and again, looking at him and then laughing, even louder than before.
“I think you’re poop.”
I continued to laugh, even after he’d walked out.
“Okay, run from the truth. Everyone agrees with me, ask Joey.” I said matter-of-factly.
“You bug me.” He said and walked out.
It wasn’t ten minutes, before Billie walked back in and sat in the space. “Joey says he thinks we’re both weird.”
I looked at him, kept a straight face, and then burst out laughing.
“What? Is there something on my face?” He said, wiping nonexistent stuff of his face.
I continued to laugh, while pausing every now and again, looking at him and then laughing, even louder than before.
“I think you’re poop.”
I continued to laugh, even after he’d walked out.