61 Ways To Annoy/Piss Off Billie Joe Armstrong
Number One On The List
I was sitting next to Tre on Billie’s tour bus watching ‘The Simple Life,’ laughing at Tre’s attempt of mimicking Paris Hilton.
Billie stormed in out of no where and stood in front of the TV (how rude), demanding to know where his eyeliner is, “You hid my eyeliner, where is it?”
Stifling my laughter and putting on my best puppy dog eyes, and stared up at him, “Billie,” forcing my eyes to tear up for added effect, “what would make you think I would hide you eyeliner?”
Billie pulled out few sheets of paper, the title, 61 ways to annoy Billie Joe Armstrong. “This, I found it in your underwear drawer, the first one is ‘hide his eyeliner.’ Now tell me where my eyeliner is!”
“Dude,” Tre interjected before I could speak, “you went in her underwear drawer?”
As Tre’s word sunk, so Billie’s own mistake and as did his face, “We-Well, I-i didn-“
While Billie was busy trying to explain why he went into my underwear draw, I snuck out of the bus, never to return. His eyeliner pencils tucked safely in my pocket.
Billie stormed in out of no where and stood in front of the TV (how rude), demanding to know where his eyeliner is, “You hid my eyeliner, where is it?”
Stifling my laughter and putting on my best puppy dog eyes, and stared up at him, “Billie,” forcing my eyes to tear up for added effect, “what would make you think I would hide you eyeliner?”
Billie pulled out few sheets of paper, the title, 61 ways to annoy Billie Joe Armstrong. “This, I found it in your underwear drawer, the first one is ‘hide his eyeliner.’ Now tell me where my eyeliner is!”
“Dude,” Tre interjected before I could speak, “you went in her underwear drawer?”
As Tre’s word sunk, so Billie’s own mistake and as did his face, “We-Well, I-i didn-“
While Billie was busy trying to explain why he went into my underwear draw, I snuck out of the bus, never to return. His eyeliner pencils tucked safely in my pocket.