And This Is Just Another Teenage Love Affair

1. Chapter One.
   Must. Control. Fist-of-Death.
2. Chapter Two.
   Saying that I had a fear of flights would be the [u]understatement of the year[/u].
3. Chapter Three.
   They bought them from a dearly loved Adult Store ‘Naughty but Nice’.
4. Chapter Four.
   Oh, believe me, they’ve already succeeded in doing that.
5. Chapter Five.
   I've heard London is quite dirverting.