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Is It a Good Idea to Microwave My Heart?

"Let's find out, here at the Jory Caron laboratory, safty is his number one concern, that's why we hide behind this tin foil shield, to protect his nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts."

The lines nineteen year old Marie Ann Saunders has heard for the past two years from her best friend, Jory Caron. He was the host on a famous youtube show, Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?

When Jory reaches some tough times in his life, will he realize everything he's ever wanted is right in front of him?
  1. Chapter One.
    What'd you microwave today, Microwave Master?
  2. Chapter Two.
    Jory, who were you talking about earlier?
  3. Chapter Three.
    Like crack for a seven year old.
  4. Chapter Four.
    Because there isn't one other girl that I've felt the way I feel for you ever.
  5. Chapter Five.
    THAT'S NUCLEAR!
  6. Chapter Six.
    Oh It's On Fire, On FIRE!
  7. Chapter Seven.
    A Kiss.
  8. Chapter Eight.
    Shop class bitch.
  9. Chapter Nine.
    "Lifesaver, Jory, you have a lifesaver for a girlfriend!"
  10. Chapter Ten.
    Stupid old people and diners.
  11. Chapter Eleven.
    Wanna dance, love?
  12. Chapter Twelve
    Uhh, no thanks I've got to go talk to someone.
  13. Chapter Thirteen.
    Dad!
  14. Chapter Fourteen.
    'I look like a beaver!'
  15. Chapter Fifteen.
    "Love means nothing nowadays. At least to humans."