What's There To Say?
Profiles<3
Profiles? Uhm, more like CHYES MEET THE ATTENDANTS OF GORGEOUS RD!
Ahem?
Yes, ahem.
First off we have Ali;
Name: Alison Elizabeth McKenzie
Nickname: Ali/ Al
Age: 15
Height: 5’4” 1/2
Hair Color: Light Blond
Eye Color: Alternating Blue or Green
Skin Tone: Fair to Tan
Body Type: Average to Thin
Favorite Color:: Silver
Favorite Band: Green Day
Favorite Song: Swing, Swing by the All-American Rejects
Favorite Food: Tuna
Favorite Show: Mind of Mencia
Quote:
“No you ass I’m not camera shy, and the cameras aren’t shy either because they’ve been stalking me!”
Birthday: Sept. 25th
Symbol: A Dead Ferbie
Name: Katharine Easter O'Brien
Nickname: Kat
Age: 14
Height: 5’3”
Hair Color: Copper
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Skin Tone: Fair
Body Type: Boyish
Favorite Color: Neon Orange
Favorite Band: My Chemical Romance
Favorite Song: Move Along by the All-American Rejects
Favorite Food: Sicilian Pizza/ Pocky
Favorite Show: Scrubs
Quote:
“Penda, I’m sorry to say this but; your Part-Hardy shorts are on fire.”
Birthday: August 31st
Symbol: Toast on “E”
Name: Devon Lee Barstrom
Nickname: Devon/ Dev
Age: 14
Height: 5’5”
Hair Color: Golden Blond
Eye Color: Light Blue
Skin Tone: Tan
Body Type: Athletic
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Band: Blue October
Favorite Song: Lollipop by that Chick
Favorite Food: White Chocolate/ Chinese Food
Favorite Show: Friends
Quote:
“I LOVE YOU!”
Birthday: April 16th
Symbol: A Video Game Controller
Name: Evelyn Constance Scavetta
Nickname: Ev/ Eve [Ev-Ee]/ Shorty
Age: 15
Height: 5’0”
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Light Brown
Skin Tone: Pale
Body Type: Average
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Band: Hollywood Undead
Favorite Song: Sing For The Moment by Eminem
Favorite Food: Surpee
Favorite Show: Animal Cops
Quote:
“You don’t have any cake? I’ll kill you!”
Birthday: Spt. 9th
Symbol: The Middle Finger
Name: Joshua Andrew Leroy
Nickname: Josh/Joshykins
Age: 15
Height: 5’5”
Hair Color: Light Blonde
Eye Color: Dark Blue
Skin Tone: Caucasian
Body Type: Slightly Muscular
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Band: Mims
Favorite Song: Throw Some D’s by Rich Boy
Favorite Food: Fried Chicken
Favorite Show: Rob & Big
Quote:
“Yo, s’ only cos I’m ghetto.”
Birthday: June 29th
Symbol: A big gay ass A Bandana
Name: Timothy Jason Antonio Moieldueki
Nickname: Timmy/ Tampon/ T.J.
Age: 15
Height: 5’7”
Hair Color: Light Brown
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Skin Tone: Sand-Tan
Body Type: Athletic, Not Bulky
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Band: Metallica
Favorite Song: The Pick of Destiny by Tenacious D
Favorite Food: Pizza/ Twinkies
Favorite Show: Family Guy
Quote:
“But I like browning you…”
Birthday: Dec. 21st
Symbol: A Biker Shirt
Name: Penda Owen Norrington
Nickname: Panda/ Tampon
Age: 14
Height: 5’5”
Hair Color: Ink Black
Eye Color: Sky Blue
Skin Tone: Pale
Body Type: Lean
Favorite Color: Lime Green
Favorite Band: Iron Maiden
Favorite Song: All The Things She Said by T.a.T.u.
Favorite Food: Peeps/ Pocky
Favorite Show: The Whitest Kids U Know
Quote:
“OhmiGAWD Becky slap him! Slap him with your shoes.”
Birthday: May 3rd
Symbol: A Bottle of Black Nail Polish
Name: Robert William Jaegar
Nickname: Bobby/ Rob
Age: 15
Height: 5’6”
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Hazel
Skin Tone: Fair, usually Sun Burned
Body Type: Muscular and Bulky-Ish
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Band: Aiden
Favorite Song: Hey There Delilah by the Plain White Ts
Favorite Food: Hot Dogs, All he can Eat
Favorite Show: Wild Boys
Quote:
“Well y’know what? I’m gonna kick his ass, then slap you for not telling me to kick his ass.”
Birthday: April 13th
Symbol: Skateboard
Name: Jin Corwin Cunnings
Nickname: Asswipe
Age: In his Hundreds but is in 1st year because he likes Hot Dogs
Height: 6’1”
Hair Color: Greasy Black
Eye Color: Grey
Skin Tone: Greasy White
Body Type: Anorexic
Favorite Color: Grey, because he’s a colorless bastard.
Favorite Band: NSYNC
Favorite Song: Bye, Bye, Bye by the Backstreet Boys
Favorite Food: French Fries
Favorite Show: The Dark Side
Quote: “You don’t have to slap me because I’m oh-so-sexy.”
Birthday: He should’ve never been born
Symbol: A Bleeding Anus
Name: Luke Anthony Lazillo
Nickname: Tranny
Age: 15
Height: 5’5”
Hair Color: A Paler Shade of Black
Eye Color: Chocolate Brown
Skin Tone: Pale
Body Type: Average Guy
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Band: Afro Man
Favorite Song: The Fountain by Xzibit
Favorite Food: Devil’s Food Cake
Favorite Show: The Chappelle Show
Quote:
“Recording…This is recording… NO!”
Birthday: October 8th
Symbol: A Bra
Kat! I need you to stop your erm, weird way of writing and pay attention to me for just ONE SECOND!
Hmmmmm Ok. What?
All right I need you to stop being bitchy to people and adding opinions to this.
Okay, that sounds reasonable but NO betch!
Yes!
No!
Yes!
FUCK A FISH!
No!
No? Okay, then I won’t change my opinions.
…
Ali?
What?
I’m sorry.
No you’re not.
…
C’mon Kat…
-Sighs- No, I’m not, But maybe I’d like to be.
No.
That hurts.
So did fucking a fish.
Wanna get ice cream?
Aren’t you on a diet?
Yeah.
Then no.
Ali?
Yeah.
Fuck you, I like Ben & Jerry’s more than being skinny.
Fine…but steal my ice cream and I’ll give you bad juju!
We were having a fairly normal conversat-anic-ion before you cursed me.
I know.
Shyeah betch.
-High Fives-
Ohhh we have something else to tell them don’t we?
Well…..that depends, who’s them?
The aliens.
Oh yeah, then yes we do.
And what would that be?
Don’t you know?
Yep, but I’m giving you more script time.
Why this isn’t a movie,
True, but it should be.
Anyway
Yeah, anyway.
Penda hasn’t been introduced yet.
But he IS hot.
God only knows
-Hip bounce-
--Tah!--
Ahem?
Yes, ahem.
First off we have Ali;
Name: Alison Elizabeth McKenzie
Nickname: Ali/ Al
Age: 15
Height: 5’4” 1/2
Hair Color: Light Blond
Eye Color: Alternating Blue or Green
Skin Tone: Fair to Tan
Body Type: Average to Thin
Favorite Color:: Silver
Favorite Band: Green Day
Favorite Song: Swing, Swing by the All-American Rejects
Favorite Food: Tuna
Favorite Show: Mind of Mencia
Quote:
“No you ass I’m not camera shy, and the cameras aren’t shy either because they’ve been stalking me!”
Birthday: Sept. 25th
Symbol: A Dead Ferbie
Name: Katharine Easter O'Brien
Nickname: Kat
Age: 14
Height: 5’3”
Hair Color: Copper
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Skin Tone: Fair
Body Type: Boyish
Favorite Color: Neon Orange
Favorite Band: My Chemical Romance
Favorite Song: Move Along by the All-American Rejects
Favorite Food: Sicilian Pizza/ Pocky
Favorite Show: Scrubs
Quote:
“Penda, I’m sorry to say this but; your Part-Hardy shorts are on fire.”
Birthday: August 31st
Symbol: Toast on “E”
Name: Devon Lee Barstrom
Nickname: Devon/ Dev
Age: 14
Height: 5’5”
Hair Color: Golden Blond
Eye Color: Light Blue
Skin Tone: Tan
Body Type: Athletic
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Band: Blue October
Favorite Song: Lollipop by that Chick
Favorite Food: White Chocolate/ Chinese Food
Favorite Show: Friends
Quote:
“I LOVE YOU!”
Birthday: April 16th
Symbol: A Video Game Controller
Name: Evelyn Constance Scavetta
Nickname: Ev/ Eve [Ev-Ee]/ Shorty
Age: 15
Height: 5’0”
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Light Brown
Skin Tone: Pale
Body Type: Average
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Band: Hollywood Undead
Favorite Song: Sing For The Moment by Eminem
Favorite Food: Surpee
Favorite Show: Animal Cops
Quote:
“You don’t have any cake? I’ll kill you!”
Birthday: Spt. 9th
Symbol: The Middle Finger
Name: Joshua Andrew Leroy
Nickname: Josh/Joshykins
Age: 15
Height: 5’5”
Hair Color: Light Blonde
Eye Color: Dark Blue
Skin Tone: Caucasian
Body Type: Slightly Muscular
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Band: Mims
Favorite Song: Throw Some D’s by Rich Boy
Favorite Food: Fried Chicken
Favorite Show: Rob & Big
Quote:
“Yo, s’ only cos I’m ghetto.”
Birthday: June 29th
Symbol: A big gay ass A Bandana
Name: Timothy Jason Antonio Moieldueki
Nickname: Timmy/ Tampon/ T.J.
Age: 15
Height: 5’7”
Hair Color: Light Brown
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Skin Tone: Sand-Tan
Body Type: Athletic, Not Bulky
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Band: Metallica
Favorite Song: The Pick of Destiny by Tenacious D
Favorite Food: Pizza/ Twinkies
Favorite Show: Family Guy
Quote:
“But I like browning you…”
Birthday: Dec. 21st
Symbol: A Biker Shirt
Name: Penda Owen Norrington
Nickname: Panda/ Tampon
Age: 14
Height: 5’5”
Hair Color: Ink Black
Eye Color: Sky Blue
Skin Tone: Pale
Body Type: Lean
Favorite Color: Lime Green
Favorite Band: Iron Maiden
Favorite Song: All The Things She Said by T.a.T.u.
Favorite Food: Peeps/ Pocky
Favorite Show: The Whitest Kids U Know
Quote:
“OhmiGAWD Becky slap him! Slap him with your shoes.”
Birthday: May 3rd
Symbol: A Bottle of Black Nail Polish
Name: Robert William Jaegar
Nickname: Bobby/ Rob
Age: 15
Height: 5’6”
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Hazel
Skin Tone: Fair, usually Sun Burned
Body Type: Muscular and Bulky-Ish
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Band: Aiden
Favorite Song: Hey There Delilah by the Plain White Ts
Favorite Food: Hot Dogs, All he can Eat
Favorite Show: Wild Boys
Quote:
“Well y’know what? I’m gonna kick his ass, then slap you for not telling me to kick his ass.”
Birthday: April 13th
Symbol: Skateboard
Name: Jin Corwin Cunnings
Nickname: Asswipe
Age: In his Hundreds but is in 1st year because he likes Hot Dogs
Height: 6’1”
Hair Color: Greasy Black
Eye Color: Grey
Skin Tone: Greasy White
Body Type: Anorexic
Favorite Color: Grey, because he’s a colorless bastard.
Favorite Band: NSYNC
Favorite Song: Bye, Bye, Bye by the Backstreet Boys
Favorite Food: French Fries
Favorite Show: The Dark Side
Quote: “You don’t have to slap me because I’m oh-so-sexy.”
Birthday: He should’ve never been born
Symbol: A Bleeding Anus
Name: Luke Anthony Lazillo
Nickname: Tranny
Age: 15
Height: 5’5”
Hair Color: A Paler Shade of Black
Eye Color: Chocolate Brown
Skin Tone: Pale
Body Type: Average Guy
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Band: Afro Man
Favorite Song: The Fountain by Xzibit
Favorite Food: Devil’s Food Cake
Favorite Show: The Chappelle Show
Quote:
“Recording…This is recording… NO!”
Birthday: October 8th
Symbol: A Bra
Kat! I need you to stop your erm, weird way of writing and pay attention to me for just ONE SECOND!
Hmmmmm Ok. What?
All right I need you to stop being bitchy to people and adding opinions to this.
Okay, that sounds reasonable but NO betch!
Yes!
No!
Yes!
FUCK A FISH!
No!
No? Okay, then I won’t change my opinions.
…
Ali?
What?
I’m sorry.
No you’re not.
…
C’mon Kat…
-Sighs- No, I’m not, But maybe I’d like to be.
No.
That hurts.
So did fucking a fish.
Wanna get ice cream?
Aren’t you on a diet?
Yeah.
Then no.
Ali?
Yeah.
Fuck you, I like Ben & Jerry’s more than being skinny.
Fine…but steal my ice cream and I’ll give you bad juju!
We were having a fairly normal conversat-anic-ion before you cursed me.
I know.
Shyeah betch.
-High Fives-
Ohhh we have something else to tell them don’t we?
Well…..that depends, who’s them?
The aliens.
Oh yeah, then yes we do.
And what would that be?
Don’t you know?
Yep, but I’m giving you more script time.
Why this isn’t a movie,
True, but it should be.
Anyway
Yeah, anyway.
Penda hasn’t been introduced yet.
But he IS hot.
God only knows
-Hip bounce-
--Tah!--