I'm Melting In Your Eyes
The Joke
I put her on speakerphone
“Hello”
“Hey mom”
“Hey Natasha”
“Mom I have a favor to ask you”
“Ok go ahead”
“Ok I have my friend Mikey over”
“Nat what are you doing” she asked
“Nothing but my favor is when you come home I want you to come into my room and even if me and Mikey are just watching TV or playing video games I want you to scream at us and make it sound as if we had sex”
“Why” she asked
“Cause Frankie thinks I’m gonna have sex with Mikey cause I was joking around with him bout picking up a stranger and have sex with them and you walk in and find us and Frankie said just take Mikey so I want to see how he reacts to it.” I said taking a deep breath.
“Ok so I can scream at you like you were having sex” she asked
“Yep and then me and Mikey will run out of the house and I’m gonna take him back to his house then come right back”
“Ok well I’ll be home in an hour”
“K we’ll be waiting”
“K bye baby”
“Bye mom”
I can’t believe my moms gonna go along with it. I opened the blinds and open the windows and then shut the blinds again and put on some music while Mikey turned the TV on and we started playing a video game.
“Mikey we have to make It sound like were having sex not killing each other. Go along with what I’m going to do” I said after I started playing the game with Mikey
“Ok” he said
“Alright her it goes OH MIKEY FUCK ME HARDER”
“Ok” he said quietly
“OH MY GOD *MOAN*”
“NATASHA OH GOD YOU’RE THE BEST IVE HAD” Mikey said
We were pretending we were having sex. An hour past and we kept making noises and then my mom walked In and started screaming at us. Then right before we left I fixed Mikey’s hair so it looked like we just had sex and we ran to my car and got in. The black car was still there but I saw it drive off once we got in the car.
“Ok Mikey its time for part 2”
“Oh what I invite you into my house for round 2” he said joking around
“No but since your drunk”
“I’m not drunk” he said
“Right well I didn’t drink any vodka tonight and the bottles empty” I said laughing
“Fine I’m a little drunk. So what’s next” he said
“Ok I’ll take you to the door and you start to walk in but then grab me by the waist and kiss me ok”
“Ok sounds good to me I like kissing” he said making a kissy face. So we pulled up to his house and the black car was now in the driveway but no one was in it. Mikey opened the door and started to walk in when he turned around grabbed me by the waist and we started kissing and we got more into it. We both didn’t want it to end. Cause to me it made me feel like he was my boyfriend and I really wanted one. I don’t know why he kept kissing but I think it was probably cause he didn’t know when to stop. He started walking backwards still kissing me and I followed him. We got into his house and we shut the door and then Mikey pushed me against the door and we still were kissing. We finally broke apart when we heard someone cough. Frankie and Ray and Gerard were at the top of the stairs looking at us.
“Hey guys” I said wiping my mouth
“Hi how was your night” Gerard asked
“It was GREAT” Mikey said
“ Really what you guys do” Ray asked
“Oh.. um … played video games and drank” I said telling the truth
“Why aren’t you drunk then” Frankie asked
“Cause Mikey wouldn’t let go of the bottle so he’s kinda drunk” I said Mikey turned and faced me
“I’m not drunk babe” he said and he kissed me again which was unexpected. We broke apart
“Ok since you guys are here I’ll leave” I said
“No don’t leave me” Mikey whined
“Babe I gotta go my mom still wants to talk to me about…. Well you know” I said winking at him
“Oh yea well good luck with that” he said giving me another kiss
“Hey Nat can you give me a ride home” Frankie asked
“Yea sure lets go” I said and walked out the door
When we got in the car I started laughing
“Why are you laughing” Frankie asked
“The look on your face is priceless”
“Well I know what you and Mikey did” he said seriously
“What did we do”
“You had sex with him and your mom caught you and now your in trouble. Oh and just so you know you took Mikey’s virginity tonight” he said
“well you got one thing right”
“what’s that” he said
“I’m in trouble” I said giggling
“Yea cause you got caught having sex”
“No cause all the noise me and Mikey were making when she came home” I said still giggling.
“Ok I’m lost”
“Me and Mikey didn’t have sex”
“Yea you did we heard … I mean..” I interrupted him
“I know you guys were in the black car that’s why me and Mikey started making it sound like we were having sex and before we started pretending I told my mom what me and Mikey were doing and to have her come in and scream at us even if we were playing a video game.” I said laughing out loud now
“Oh well then why were you guys making out when you dropped him off” Frankie asked
“Cause we wanted to make it seem like we had sex”
“Well you guys were really into that kiss”
“Yea it felt good to kiss someone it made me feel like he was my boyfriend and I loved the way he called me babe. I realized tonight I really want a boyfriend just so I could make out with him.”
“ Well your popular so aren’t guys all over you”
“ Yea but all they want is sex and I’m not giving them that. I want to have sex with someone I’ve had a good relationship with” I said as I pulled in my driveway and turned off the car.
“So your still a virgin”
“Why would you say that”
“ I don’t know I just thought you were cause you want a good relationship with someone but yet you haven’t had one yet so I was just asking” Frankie said
“Ok I’ll tell you something if you tell me something” I said
“Ok shoot”
“Are you a virgin?”
“No and yes” he said
“What’s that suppose to mean”
“I have been in someone but I never cam cause I pulled out cause I didn’t want to do it anymore. So since I never cam I consider myself a virgin” he said
“Oh that makes sense” I said
“Ok so since I told you something what’s your something” he asked
“Yes I’m a virgin” I said quietly
“Hey don’t be ashamed of being a virgin” Frankie said
“Well you’re the first person I told”
“Well I’m glad I was the first person you told” Frankie said smiling
“Did you say Mikey’s a virgin too” I asked
“Um.. yea but don’t tell him I told you”
“Don’t worry I’m not gonna bring it up again just wanted to know” I said
I saw lightning and I knew what was coming tonight.
“Um… Frankie…would you stay at my house tonight.” I asked
“Why”
“Cause I don’t want to be alone right now”
“Ok and ….”
“ And I had the best feeling taken away from me when I left Mikey” I said it was the truth I just didn’t tell him that I was afraid of thunderstorms.
“Oh well if you want me her for comfort I will” he said and we both got out of the car and we walked to his house.
“Hello”
“Hey mom”
“Hey Natasha”
“Mom I have a favor to ask you”
“Ok go ahead”
“Ok I have my friend Mikey over”
“Nat what are you doing” she asked
“Nothing but my favor is when you come home I want you to come into my room and even if me and Mikey are just watching TV or playing video games I want you to scream at us and make it sound as if we had sex”
“Why” she asked
“Cause Frankie thinks I’m gonna have sex with Mikey cause I was joking around with him bout picking up a stranger and have sex with them and you walk in and find us and Frankie said just take Mikey so I want to see how he reacts to it.” I said taking a deep breath.
“Ok so I can scream at you like you were having sex” she asked
“Yep and then me and Mikey will run out of the house and I’m gonna take him back to his house then come right back”
“Ok well I’ll be home in an hour”
“K we’ll be waiting”
“K bye baby”
“Bye mom”
I can’t believe my moms gonna go along with it. I opened the blinds and open the windows and then shut the blinds again and put on some music while Mikey turned the TV on and we started playing a video game.
“Mikey we have to make It sound like were having sex not killing each other. Go along with what I’m going to do” I said after I started playing the game with Mikey
“Ok” he said
“Alright her it goes OH MIKEY FUCK ME HARDER”
“Ok” he said quietly
“OH MY GOD *MOAN*”
“NATASHA OH GOD YOU’RE THE BEST IVE HAD” Mikey said
We were pretending we were having sex. An hour past and we kept making noises and then my mom walked In and started screaming at us. Then right before we left I fixed Mikey’s hair so it looked like we just had sex and we ran to my car and got in. The black car was still there but I saw it drive off once we got in the car.
“Ok Mikey its time for part 2”
“Oh what I invite you into my house for round 2” he said joking around
“No but since your drunk”
“I’m not drunk” he said
“Right well I didn’t drink any vodka tonight and the bottles empty” I said laughing
“Fine I’m a little drunk. So what’s next” he said
“Ok I’ll take you to the door and you start to walk in but then grab me by the waist and kiss me ok”
“Ok sounds good to me I like kissing” he said making a kissy face. So we pulled up to his house and the black car was now in the driveway but no one was in it. Mikey opened the door and started to walk in when he turned around grabbed me by the waist and we started kissing and we got more into it. We both didn’t want it to end. Cause to me it made me feel like he was my boyfriend and I really wanted one. I don’t know why he kept kissing but I think it was probably cause he didn’t know when to stop. He started walking backwards still kissing me and I followed him. We got into his house and we shut the door and then Mikey pushed me against the door and we still were kissing. We finally broke apart when we heard someone cough. Frankie and Ray and Gerard were at the top of the stairs looking at us.
“Hey guys” I said wiping my mouth
“Hi how was your night” Gerard asked
“It was GREAT” Mikey said
“ Really what you guys do” Ray asked
“Oh.. um … played video games and drank” I said telling the truth
“Why aren’t you drunk then” Frankie asked
“Cause Mikey wouldn’t let go of the bottle so he’s kinda drunk” I said Mikey turned and faced me
“I’m not drunk babe” he said and he kissed me again which was unexpected. We broke apart
“Ok since you guys are here I’ll leave” I said
“No don’t leave me” Mikey whined
“Babe I gotta go my mom still wants to talk to me about…. Well you know” I said winking at him
“Oh yea well good luck with that” he said giving me another kiss
“Hey Nat can you give me a ride home” Frankie asked
“Yea sure lets go” I said and walked out the door
When we got in the car I started laughing
“Why are you laughing” Frankie asked
“The look on your face is priceless”
“Well I know what you and Mikey did” he said seriously
“What did we do”
“You had sex with him and your mom caught you and now your in trouble. Oh and just so you know you took Mikey’s virginity tonight” he said
“well you got one thing right”
“what’s that” he said
“I’m in trouble” I said giggling
“Yea cause you got caught having sex”
“No cause all the noise me and Mikey were making when she came home” I said still giggling.
“Ok I’m lost”
“Me and Mikey didn’t have sex”
“Yea you did we heard … I mean..” I interrupted him
“I know you guys were in the black car that’s why me and Mikey started making it sound like we were having sex and before we started pretending I told my mom what me and Mikey were doing and to have her come in and scream at us even if we were playing a video game.” I said laughing out loud now
“Oh well then why were you guys making out when you dropped him off” Frankie asked
“Cause we wanted to make it seem like we had sex”
“Well you guys were really into that kiss”
“Yea it felt good to kiss someone it made me feel like he was my boyfriend and I loved the way he called me babe. I realized tonight I really want a boyfriend just so I could make out with him.”
“ Well your popular so aren’t guys all over you”
“ Yea but all they want is sex and I’m not giving them that. I want to have sex with someone I’ve had a good relationship with” I said as I pulled in my driveway and turned off the car.
“So your still a virgin”
“Why would you say that”
“ I don’t know I just thought you were cause you want a good relationship with someone but yet you haven’t had one yet so I was just asking” Frankie said
“Ok I’ll tell you something if you tell me something” I said
“Ok shoot”
“Are you a virgin?”
“No and yes” he said
“What’s that suppose to mean”
“I have been in someone but I never cam cause I pulled out cause I didn’t want to do it anymore. So since I never cam I consider myself a virgin” he said
“Oh that makes sense” I said
“Ok so since I told you something what’s your something” he asked
“Yes I’m a virgin” I said quietly
“Hey don’t be ashamed of being a virgin” Frankie said
“Well you’re the first person I told”
“Well I’m glad I was the first person you told” Frankie said smiling
“Did you say Mikey’s a virgin too” I asked
“Um.. yea but don’t tell him I told you”
“Don’t worry I’m not gonna bring it up again just wanted to know” I said
I saw lightning and I knew what was coming tonight.
“Um… Frankie…would you stay at my house tonight.” I asked
“Why”
“Cause I don’t want to be alone right now”
“Ok and ….”
“ And I had the best feeling taken away from me when I left Mikey” I said it was the truth I just didn’t tell him that I was afraid of thunderstorms.
“Oh well if you want me her for comfort I will” he said and we both got out of the car and we walked to his house.