Can You Take This Spike? Mikey Way

MIKEY'S P.O.V.

I was sleeping peacefully, and the next thing I know, a Jayline sized something jumped onto my stomach.

She giggled, and started poking my stomach.

"You. Up. NOW!" She said hyperly.

"Whhhhaaaaaattttttt????" I asked.

"Heehee, I had some fucking Starbucks with about five extra packets of sugar in it! And it wasn't decaf! Now get up lumpy butt!" She screeched.

"Do you have some coffee for me?" I groaned.

"Mahybah.!" She laughed.

She started poking my arm.

"LUMPY BUTT! GET UP NOW!!!" She yelled.

"Fine." I grumbled as I got up.

She ran ahead of me and got a cup of coffee and started taunting me.

"Come on lumpy butt! Hurry!" She laughed.

"You're lucky I love you or I'da ripped yer fucking head off a long time ago." I told her.

"Eh; same here lumpy butt!"

Then Gee, Frank, Ray, Bob, and Hollyturned the corner to see us.

And hear Jayline call me lumpy butt.

"What the fuck? Lumpy butt?" Holly asked.

"Yeah, I jumped on his stomach to wake him up and started poking his stomach, and
yelled 'come on! get up lumpy butt!' and he was all like, wahhhh, and I was like, get up! and he was like, if there's coffeee, and I was like mahybeh. and he was like you're lucky I love you, and I was like, same here lumpy butt, and then you guys came and was all like; what the fuck, then I was all like yeah, i jumpe-"

That was the point Holly put duct tape overJayline's mouth, withher still talking.

Holly looked at me.

"Heh, lumpy butt." She told me.

"I don't have a lumpy butt!" I yelled.

Behind me, Jayline was running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.

Gee is really quiet.

"Are you traumatzed Gee?" I asked.

Holly looked at Gerard.

"You can talk ta meh!" She said.

"Yeah. cause you want to have sex with him!" Bob yelled.

Jayline was still running around, so Holly stopped her and ripped off the duct tape.

"OWWWW!!! SHIT!!! FUCK!!!!!! DAMN!!!! HEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!! CCCCRRRRAAAPPP!!!!
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!" Jayline yelled, rolling on the ground.
"Jayline. didn't you realize you could do that the whole time?" She asked.

"Uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh.... DAMN IT! NO!" She said.

Holly got Jayline up and whispered something to her.

They went up to Gerard and looked at him.

"It's okay to feel sad!" They yelled.

"Uhm, you guys? I have something important I want to say." He said slowly.

"Ok." I said.

"Uh, I don't know how to say this..." He said, choosing his words slowly.

"Spit it out!" Frank said.

"Ok. I want to start a band." He said.

"With who in it?" I asked.

"That's the problem though, I don't know who all is in."

"I CAN PLAY THE XYLOPHONE biotches!" Holly yelled.

"I CAN PLAY THE ACORDIAN bitchez!" Jayline yelled.

"Oh yeah? Well, I can play YOUR FAAACCEE! " Holly yelled at Jayline.

"Well, you con't! Cause that's not physhically possible!" Jayline yelled.

"Yeah? Well, yer MOM is physically possible! ooooohhhh, buuurrrrnnn.! ... I'm just gonna go
behind Gerard now..... GERARD ARTHUR WAY!!!! FUCKING SAVE ME!" She yellled.

"Yeah? Well, I got Frankeh, Mikey, Ray, AND possiibly Bobert!" Jayline yelled.

"I am truly gonna die now." Holly stage whispered.

"No, not yet." Jayline said, running into the kitchen, coming back with water, hot cocoa mix,
and granham crackers.

"OH NO!!!!! MY KYRPTONITE!," Holly yelled doing an overdramatic falling dying sequence, "NOOOO!!"

She started to fake cough and stage whispered,

"Remember me fondly." Then she closed her eyes and Jayline jumped on her.

"BITCH!" Holly yelled.

"HaHA! You were totally NOT dead!" Jayline yelled.

"ANYWAY!!!," Gerard yelled, " I was thinking, Ray is the best guitarist I know, so him
automatically, and Bob's the best drummer I know, so him to. Frank or Mikey could play bass? And I could sing." He finished.

"But what about the other person who doesn't get in the band?" Frank asked.

"Uhm, I think I might know a name." I said.

"What's that?" Gerard asked.

"Well, I got it from this book I was reading, the book was called 'four tales of chemical
romance' so, what if you put my in front of chemical romance? My Chemical Romance. It
sounds pretty damn good to me." I said.

"My Chemical Romance, huh? That does have a nice ring to it." Gerard said.

"Second it!" Frank yelled.

"Third it!" Ray yelled.

"Fourth it!" Bob yelled.

"I infinity it! And infinity beats all!" Holly yelled.

"Well,I guess that settles it." Gerard said, "My Chemical Romance it is."

"What about us? And Frank or Mikey?"

"We'll be able to figure something out. Let us start playing first. And speaking of that, I have a
song I wrote, or, started writing down."

"Well, let's hear it!" Jayline said.

"Ok.
You're not in this alone
Let me break this awkward silence
Let me go, go on record
Be the first to say I'm sorry
Hear me out,
And if you take me down
Or would you lay me out
And if the world needs something better
Let's give them one more reason now, now, now
We walk in single file
We light our rails and punch our time
Ride escalators colder than a cell

This broken city sky like butane on my skin
stolen from my eyes
Hello Angel, tell me where are you
Tell me where we go from here

Tell me we go from..." He finished with a deep breath.

We were all looking at him.

"What? No good?" He asked.

"Dude, that was-" I started.

"Totally wicked!" Jayline and Holly said together.

Jayline suddenly slumped to the floor.

"OH GOD! Coffee hangver!" She yelled.

I sighed and quietly walked up to my room.

I wanna be in the band with everyone, but I can't play an instrument to save my fucking life.

How am I gonna do this?