Sequel: A Very Pizza Christmas ›
Careful Steps, Love
Madeleine Cooper has just moved to a new town- one wrought with the turmoil of vying pizza parlors! The Montagues and the Capulets have nothing on these sworn enemies. Everyone in town has chosen a side, or rather a pizzeria. Madeleine’s new family owns one of the parlors and she is honor bound to be loyal to it even though she cannot stand her stepbrother. But when she meets the charming and slightly egomaniacal son of the rival pizza parlor she is forced to choose between her tiring family and an adventure she has always longed for.
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Chapter One
Madeleine Cooper starring in My Life Sucks More Than Yours -
Chapter Two
The brotherhood of bandits against Lou's -
Chapter Three
"You said pyramid" -
Chapter Four
A man very confident in his testosterone -
Chapter Five
Sporting a sexy yet practical onsie -
Chapter Six
"Did you just call me darling?" -
Chapter Seven
I may use it in the tag team championship -
Chapter Eight
He had many, many, thirsty friends -
Chapter Nine
"I was worried about our cheese" -
Chapter Ten
A misguided attempt to disguise her voice -
Chapter Eleven
Mood swings and other PMS symptoms -
Chapter Twelve
"I would like to forgo the bumping" -
Chapter Thirteen
A lusty afternoon of labor -
Chapter Fourteen
A pattern of smiling dinosaurs -
Chapter Fifteen
"We're not retarded" -
Chapter Sixteen
Anything drastic could happen to the air between our lips -
Chapter Seventeen
Lost my imagination to primetime television -
Chapter Eighteen
"I am perfectly aflame" -
Chapter Nineteen
Under the rouse of a tongue related emergency -
Chapter Twenty
Barnyard creatures always put safety first -
Chapter Twenty-One
"Hot stuff?" -
Chapter Twenty-Two
I would much rather stay here and wallow -
Chapter Twenty-Three
Spilled her metaphorical beans -
Chapter Twenty-Four
"I pity the fool who doesn't want to go out with me" -
Chapter Twenty-Five
My cue to turn up my sap gland -
Chapter Twenty-Six
He tended to wear glasses and fake facial hair -
Chapter Twenty-Seven
"Boom chicka wow wow?" -
Chapter Twenty-Eight
What I wanted most was to hide my face in my shirt -
Chapter Twenty-Nine
The longest thirty seconds of my life -
Chapter Thirty
"You're supposed to hug her you imbecile." -
Chapter Thirty-One
I would bet five dollars he wasn’t “afraid” he had to go -
Chapter Thirty-Two
What Cliff would sound like if he were nervous -
Chapter Thirty-Three
"Why are you stomping on my foot?"