Careful Steps, Love

Madeleine Cooper has just moved to a new town- one wrought with the turmoil of vying pizza parlors! The Montagues and the Capulets have nothing on these sworn enemies. Everyone in town has chosen a side, or rather a pizzeria. Madeleine’s new family owns one of the parlors and she is honor bound to be loyal to it even though she cannot stand her stepbrother. But when she meets the charming and slightly egomaniacal son of the rival pizza parlor she is forced to choose between her tiring family and an adventure she has always longed for.
  1. Chapter One
    Madeleine Cooper starring in My Life Sucks More Than Yours
  2. Chapter Two
    The brotherhood of bandits against Lou's
  3. Chapter Three
    "You said pyramid"
  4. Chapter Four
    A man very confident in his testosterone
  5. Chapter Five
    Sporting a sexy yet practical onsie
  6. Chapter Six
    "Did you just call me darling?"
  7. Chapter Seven
    I may use it in the tag team championship
  8. Chapter Eight
    He had many, many, thirsty friends
  9. Chapter Nine
    "I was worried about our cheese"
  10. Chapter Ten
    A misguided attempt to disguise her voice
  11. Chapter Eleven
    Mood swings and other PMS symptoms
  12. Chapter Twelve
    "I would like to forgo the bumping"
  13. Chapter Thirteen
    A lusty afternoon of labor
  14. Chapter Fourteen
    A pattern of smiling dinosaurs
  15. Chapter Fifteen
    "We're not retarded"
  16. Chapter Sixteen
    Anything drastic could happen to the air between our lips
  17. Chapter Seventeen
    Lost my imagination to primetime television
  18. Chapter Eighteen
    "I am perfectly aflame"
  19. Chapter Nineteen
    Under the rouse of a tongue related emergency
  20. Chapter Twenty
    Barnyard creatures always put safety first
  21. Chapter Twenty-One
    "Hot stuff?"
  22. Chapter Twenty-Two
    I would much rather stay here and wallow
  23. Chapter Twenty-Three
    Spilled her metaphorical beans
  24. Chapter Twenty-Four
    "I pity the fool who doesn't want to go out with me"
  25. Chapter Twenty-Five
    My cue to turn up my sap gland
  26. Chapter Twenty-Six
    He tended to wear glasses and fake facial hair
  27. Chapter Twenty-Seven
    "Boom chicka wow wow?"
  28. Chapter Twenty-Eight
    What I wanted most was to hide my face in my shirt
  29. Chapter Twenty-Nine
    The longest thirty seconds of my life
  30. Chapter Thirty
    "You're supposed to hug her you imbecile."
  31. Chapter Thirty-One
    I would bet five dollars he wasn’t “afraid” he had to go
  32. Chapter Thirty-Two
    What Cliff would sound like if he were nervous
  33. Chapter Thirty-Three
    "Why are you stomping on my foot?"