Status: This story is dead, man. Deaaad.

Star Wars + Knight Rider = Star Rider

  1. Star Warts
    Princess Leia now being Princess Laid, has found out the dangers of unprotected sex.
  2. Pain For Stain
    Poor Luke. Just when he thought things couldn't get any worse. . .
  3. Two Words: Little Lukey
    Luke's body is SCREWED. Oh.. and his sexuality.
  4. The Birds and the Bees
    Chewbacca gets the "sex talk", and a little something else. . .