10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black

10)Get him a pet dog and tell him, "I found your long lost twin!!!"
9)Give him a dog collar on his birthday
8)Pretend to be blind and ask him to be your lead dog
7)When he is grumpy,tell him, "I guess you woke up on the wrong side of the doghouse this morning."
6)Throw a stick and yell, "Fetch!". When he doesn't go get it, tell him, "FINE, NO KIBBLES AND BITS FOR YOU!!"
5)Throw dogtreats at his head and say," COME ON, SIT, BOY, SIT!!"
4)Roll in glitter and run around yelling, "I'm a vampire!!"
3)Correct him every time he says "werewolf" by saying, "YOU'RE A SHAPESHIFTER!!! YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH TO BE A WEREWOLF!!"
2)Tell him he is a pedophile because he is in love with a child
and finally, the number one way to annoy Jacob Black is,
1)Tell him that him and Leah Clearwater would have lovely puppies if they got married