10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10)Roll in glitter and run around his house saying, "Look at me!! I'm Edward!!"
9)Get a glass of red wine and say, "MMMM!!! AB positive, my favorite! Want some?"
8)Ask him for a piggyback ride
7)Tell him Bella would rather have puppies than a super stong vampiric child
6)Make him eat something at Bella and his wedding
5)Ask him to bite you
4)Think dirty thoughts about him when he is around
3)Ask him if he is overcompensating for something with Bella's Lullaby
2)Ask him if he is overcompensating for something with is Volvo
And finally, the number one way to annoy Edward Cullen
1)When he denies the above two claims, say "That's not Bella saaaaaaiiiiiidddd!!"
9)Get a glass of red wine and say, "MMMM!!! AB positive, my favorite! Want some?"
8)Ask him for a piggyback ride
7)Tell him Bella would rather have puppies than a super stong vampiric child
6)Make him eat something at Bella and his wedding
5)Ask him to bite you
4)Think dirty thoughts about him when he is around
3)Ask him if he is overcompensating for something with Bella's Lullaby
2)Ask him if he is overcompensating for something with is Volvo
And finally, the number one way to annoy Edward Cullen
1)When he denies the above two claims, say "That's not Bella saaaaaaiiiiiidddd!!"
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again, also posted on quizilla.com, same username