10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10)Walk up behind him singing/screaming "DOCTOR, DOCTOR GIVE ME THE NEWS!! I GOTTA BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU!!"
9)When he annoys you, say, "Times have changed, old man."
8)Hint at what Carlisle really does on his late night shift at the ER with the pretty nurses
7)Drag yourself to him, faking the Spanish influenze and ask him to change you
6)Call him McSteamy or McDreamy
5)Steal all his books and hide them in your room, just to give him an excuse to come see you
4)Run around the emergency room, yelling, "I'VE BEEN BITTEN! I'VE BEEN BITTEN!!"
3)Ask him how he could afford his home, cars, camping trips AND to never wear the same clothes twice
2)When he talks properly, say, "Come on, you old gezer. It is the 21st century, not 21 A.D."
And finally, the number one way to annoy Carlisle Cullen
1)Ask him what kind of supernatural power compassion is___What does he do in a fight? Love his enemy to death?
9)When he annoys you, say, "Times have changed, old man."
8)Hint at what Carlisle really does on his late night shift at the ER with the pretty nurses
7)Drag yourself to him, faking the Spanish influenze and ask him to change you
6)Call him McSteamy or McDreamy
5)Steal all his books and hide them in your room, just to give him an excuse to come see you
4)Run around the emergency room, yelling, "I'VE BEEN BITTEN! I'VE BEEN BITTEN!!"
3)Ask him how he could afford his home, cars, camping trips AND to never wear the same clothes twice
2)When he talks properly, say, "Come on, you old gezer. It is the 21st century, not 21 A.D."
And finally, the number one way to annoy Carlisle Cullen
1)Ask him what kind of supernatural power compassion is___What does he do in a fight? Love his enemy to death?
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just like the last ones, also posted on quizilla.com, same username