10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10)Wear the ugliest, trashiest clothes possiblewhenever possible
9)Tell her that if she was a few inches shorter, she could legally be a midget
8)Think about stealing her Porsche. When she says she has forseen you stealing it, say, "I wasn't going to steal it. Your visions are faulty, Alice." Then walk off.....then steal it anyway.
7)Take her credit cards right before she goes shopping. Then hold them up high and tell her to "Jump for it!"
6)Make party plans, and when Alice said she had a vision about it and wants to help, make up your mind not to invite her.
5)Play dress up with her, tell her to close her eyes, and put her in a ugly outfit. When she opens her eyes and freaks out, ask her, "Wait? You didn't see that coming??"
4)Change your plans 100 times a day
3)Ask her what you'll be doing in ten minutes every five minutes
2)Crash her Porsche and blame it on Nessie
And finally, the number one way to annoy Alice Cullen is
1)Email her dozens of applications for the head speaker on psychic hotlines
9)Tell her that if she was a few inches shorter, she could legally be a midget
8)Think about stealing her Porsche. When she says she has forseen you stealing it, say, "I wasn't going to steal it. Your visions are faulty, Alice." Then walk off.....then steal it anyway.
7)Take her credit cards right before she goes shopping. Then hold them up high and tell her to "Jump for it!"
6)Make party plans, and when Alice said she had a vision about it and wants to help, make up your mind not to invite her.
5)Play dress up with her, tell her to close her eyes, and put her in a ugly outfit. When she opens her eyes and freaks out, ask her, "Wait? You didn't see that coming??"
4)Change your plans 100 times a day
3)Ask her what you'll be doing in ten minutes every five minutes
2)Crash her Porsche and blame it on Nessie
And finally, the number one way to annoy Alice Cullen is
1)Email her dozens of applications for the head speaker on psychic hotlines
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Just like the other eight, alsoposted on quizilla.com, same username, i have got to write more of these things, was thinking on Charlie and Renesmee, possibly Mike or Jessica? Let me know what u guys think, love you guys