If you do not read this you may die

This is not a story. This is something entirely different, pretending to be a story, like a moth pretending to be a table or a similar peice of furniture.

HOWEVER!

For the sake of everyone, ever, i shall pretend it is a story. It will have a Once upon a time, a plot, a climax,the words THE END in capitals, everything needed for a story. And no one shall ever know!