Dali

My name is Jakob Dali. I currently live with my sister and our cat in my sister's apartment. From time to time I visit my grandmother not too far away, and take the cat out for drives in my Toyota. I shop for groceries, usually to make my grandmother's sweet potato pie. I put up with my sister, well, mostly the men she dates...

...And every now and then, I protect my family from the hitmen and assassins out to kill me.

Part One (chapters 1 - 15): "Have You Met Jakob Dali?"
Part Two (chapters 16 - 30): "Do You Remember Jakob Dali?"