MCR Daycare!

It's so short :(

"You're my dawg, Scrappybutts!" Ray screamed, throwing Gerard's intestines at Scrappybutts. Scrappybutts barked and pooped on Gerard's hair.

"Wh...why?" Gerard said in a shaky voice. He shook the house down. Kehli and Hannah huggled Gerard and he cried and cried and cried and ate a poptart. Hannah took his poptart because she is a ninja.

"SUDDENLY

Scrappybutts had a mental breakdown and ate EVERYONE. Then he threw them up and drowned in a lake in Texas.

"WhatEV-ARR." Kehli said after everyone fell into a wormhole and landed on the moon.

"Gosh, you know, I'm just tired of your excuses! Stop daddy!" Gerard sobbed. Frank stroked his poopy, weird hair.

"Who are you!!!???!!!" Kehli said.

"I'm your daughter Gerard how drunk are you!?" Gerard said in a cat-like voice. He suddenly dropped dead.

But WHY?!