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Episode 20: The Baby Switching Incident
<Mikey is 9 months, Gerard is 3, Ray is 3>
(Donna and Mrs. Toro are sitting on a bench talking. Mikey is in his stroller, placed next to the swings. Gerard and Ray are slowly moving back and forth on them.)
Gerard: It’s just abful Toro…theys is ALWAYS pwaying with da baby. My mommy and dwaddy hate me now…
Ray: Nah, Gee…theys just excited bout Mikey.
Gerard: (glares at the giggling baby) He’s just pwain dumb…
Ray: Yah…too bad you cwan’t twade him in…
Gerard: (jumps up from swing) Dat’s it! Toro, you’re da mastermind! Da man with the pwan!
Ray: (following Gerard to the side of the stroller) I was only kwidding…Geward…what is you doin’?
Gerard: You see dat baby ober dare? (points at a baby in a pale pink top sitting on a blanket with it’s mother-who is very engrossed in a novel)
Ray: Yeah…(runs fingers through his curly locks)
Gerard: I’m switching it with Mikey… (tugs Mikey out from the buggy)
Ray: Gee! My mom and your mom will see dat!
Gerard: Not if yous is diswacting thems. (pulls Mikey over to the blanket, Ray sighs, trudging over to the bench)
Ray: I’m a wittle teapot, short and stwout… (continues on, with actions as his mom and Donna laugh at his cuteness)
(Gerard stealthily exchanges the babies’ clothing, finishing by pulling a bonnet over Mikey’s thin sandy blonde hair)
Gerard: Bye bye old icky baby! (drags new “Mikey” over to the carriage, pushing it in)
Donna: Ready to head home sweetheart?
Gerard: Uh huh mommy! (smiles widely, hugging Donna)
Donna: That’s nice Gerard…but I was talking to little baby Mikeykins! (waves goodbye to Ray and his mom, heads home)
Gerard: *sniffle* Nobody wuvs me…(hangs head as he walks after his mom)
<later that day>
Donald: Hey Gerard, wanna come with me to get supper?
Gerard: What are wes peoples having?
Donald: McDonalds.
Gerard: No deal, dude… (goes back to X-Men action figures)
Donald: Do you want anything Donna, honey?
Donna: Um…you choose for me, darling… (maneuvers baby in her arms so she can kiss Donald goodbye)
Gerard: Ew!!!!! (gags)
Donald: Hey mister, wait until you grow up and are kissing girls.
Gerard: *shudder* No way man… (Donald laughs, leaving out the front door)
Donna: I’m going to change your brother.
Gerard: Fine….
(*few minutes later*)
Donna: (from upstairs) OH MY GOD! WHERE’S HIS---- GERARD ARTHUR WAY!!!!!!!
Gerard: Uh oh….(runs to hide behind the couch)
<two hours later>
Donald: You are SO lucky we found him, Gerard…(pushing Gerard through the front door)
Donna: (kissing Mikey’s forehead) You, young man…are grounded for…for…until you’re twenty nine!
Gerard: Okay.
Donald: Is that ALL you have to say for yourself!?
Gerard: I only did it cuz you wuv Mikey MORE than you ever loved me! I thought that if we gots a new baby…you’d love me again…like you used to…
Donna: Gerard, honey…
Gerard: NO! I don’t wanna hear it! I know you hate me! I hate you too! I ‘SPECIALLY hate Mikey. I’m gonna go up to my room, and DON’T bother following me Donna! (begins bawling, running up the stairs)
Donna: (placing Mikey in his playpen) Oh my…Donald…he’s not supposed to hate me until he’s a teenager…
Donald: Some kids start…early? (sheepishly smiles)
Mikey: (smiling widely) Gack! Woosh! Gee!!!!! (pointing at a family photo of Gerard, Donna, and Donald)
Donna: (looking up) Did he just-?
Donald: No…that wouldn’t be his first word…
Mikey: GEE!!!! (excitedly jumps up and down, falling onto his butt, pointing to the stairs, where Gerard is standing, smiling at Mikey.)
Donna: Aw, Gerard-
Gerard: You guises dwidn’t see ANYTHING! (runs back upstairs, slams door)
Donald + Donna: *sigh*
<*the end*>
(Donna and Mrs. Toro are sitting on a bench talking. Mikey is in his stroller, placed next to the swings. Gerard and Ray are slowly moving back and forth on them.)
Gerard: It’s just abful Toro…theys is ALWAYS pwaying with da baby. My mommy and dwaddy hate me now…
Ray: Nah, Gee…theys just excited bout Mikey.
Gerard: (glares at the giggling baby) He’s just pwain dumb…
Ray: Yah…too bad you cwan’t twade him in…
Gerard: (jumps up from swing) Dat’s it! Toro, you’re da mastermind! Da man with the pwan!
Ray: (following Gerard to the side of the stroller) I was only kwidding…Geward…what is you doin’?
Gerard: You see dat baby ober dare? (points at a baby in a pale pink top sitting on a blanket with it’s mother-who is very engrossed in a novel)
Ray: Yeah…(runs fingers through his curly locks)
Gerard: I’m switching it with Mikey… (tugs Mikey out from the buggy)
Ray: Gee! My mom and your mom will see dat!
Gerard: Not if yous is diswacting thems. (pulls Mikey over to the blanket, Ray sighs, trudging over to the bench)
Ray: I’m a wittle teapot, short and stwout… (continues on, with actions as his mom and Donna laugh at his cuteness)
(Gerard stealthily exchanges the babies’ clothing, finishing by pulling a bonnet over Mikey’s thin sandy blonde hair)
Gerard: Bye bye old icky baby! (drags new “Mikey” over to the carriage, pushing it in)
Donna: Ready to head home sweetheart?
Gerard: Uh huh mommy! (smiles widely, hugging Donna)
Donna: That’s nice Gerard…but I was talking to little baby Mikeykins! (waves goodbye to Ray and his mom, heads home)
Gerard: *sniffle* Nobody wuvs me…(hangs head as he walks after his mom)
<later that day>
Donald: Hey Gerard, wanna come with me to get supper?
Gerard: What are wes peoples having?
Donald: McDonalds.
Gerard: No deal, dude… (goes back to X-Men action figures)
Donald: Do you want anything Donna, honey?
Donna: Um…you choose for me, darling… (maneuvers baby in her arms so she can kiss Donald goodbye)
Gerard: Ew!!!!! (gags)
Donald: Hey mister, wait until you grow up and are kissing girls.
Gerard: *shudder* No way man… (Donald laughs, leaving out the front door)
Donna: I’m going to change your brother.
Gerard: Fine….
(*few minutes later*)
Donna: (from upstairs) OH MY GOD! WHERE’S HIS---- GERARD ARTHUR WAY!!!!!!!
Gerard: Uh oh….(runs to hide behind the couch)
<two hours later>
Donald: You are SO lucky we found him, Gerard…(pushing Gerard through the front door)
Donna: (kissing Mikey’s forehead) You, young man…are grounded for…for…until you’re twenty nine!
Gerard: Okay.
Donald: Is that ALL you have to say for yourself!?
Gerard: I only did it cuz you wuv Mikey MORE than you ever loved me! I thought that if we gots a new baby…you’d love me again…like you used to…
Donna: Gerard, honey…
Gerard: NO! I don’t wanna hear it! I know you hate me! I hate you too! I ‘SPECIALLY hate Mikey. I’m gonna go up to my room, and DON’T bother following me Donna! (begins bawling, running up the stairs)
Donna: (placing Mikey in his playpen) Oh my…Donald…he’s not supposed to hate me until he’s a teenager…
Donald: Some kids start…early? (sheepishly smiles)
Mikey: (smiling widely) Gack! Woosh! Gee!!!!! (pointing at a family photo of Gerard, Donna, and Donald)
Donna: (looking up) Did he just-?
Donald: No…that wouldn’t be his first word…
Mikey: GEE!!!! (excitedly jumps up and down, falling onto his butt, pointing to the stairs, where Gerard is standing, smiling at Mikey.)
Donna: Aw, Gerard-
Gerard: You guises dwidn’t see ANYTHING! (runs back upstairs, slams door)
Donald + Donna: *sigh*
<*the end*>