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Episode 32: The Halloween Incident (hee hee, it’s
[Written By: GerardistheWay]
<Mikey is 7, Frank is 6, Gerard is 11>
(Our story starts inside the Way house, on halloween. Donna is arguing with Gerard as Mikey and Frank sit on the steps outside, waiting.)
Gerard: No, I will NOT take Mikey and his little friend trick-or-treating.
Donna: Gerard! He's your brother! And it's Frank's birthday. He has a name you know.
Gerard: I don't care. I'm not going.
Donna: Don't you want free candy?
Gerard: (crosses arms) No.
Donna: I know you do. <Gerard shakes his head> Go, or I take your CDs away for a month.
Gerard: MOM! That's not fair! (pouts)
Donna: Go get a costume together, and fast. Mikey and Frank are waiting outside. <Gerard rolls his eyes and runs upstairs.>
*half an hour later*
(Gerard comes down the stairs. Donna looks at him with a confused expression on her face>
Donna: What exactly ARE you?
Gerard: Dunno. It's all I could find. If you'd given me more time, I would be something more interesting.
Donna: Oh, it's INTERESTING alright... <Gerard is wearing a light blue flowered shirt, a cowboy hat, and a skirt>
Gerard: I raided Mikey's closet. Don't ask. <Donna looks at the skirt and decides it's best not to ask. Gerard takes a plastic jack-o-lantern bucket and goes outside>
Mikey: YAY! Gerard is here! <pokes Frank, who has fallen asleep>
Frank: Huh? Wha? OH! Geward is ready! Yay! Can we go now? Huh, huh, can we? <Gerard walks down the stairs as if the two boys weren't there. Confused, they follow.>
Mikey: Um.. What are you, Gerard? <Gerard ignores him and turns onto the sidewalk, walking towards the first lit house he sees>
<Gerard rings the doorbell as the boys catch up. Gerard finally looks at Mikey, and is shocked>
Gerard: Mikey, what the fuck? What are you?
Mikey: I'm a scary bunny. Rawr.
Gerard: Bunnies AREN'T scary.
Mikey: Yes, they are! Look, I have claws! <scratches Gerard's arm with dull, rounded, plastic claws.>
<Just as Gerard is about to hit Mikey, a woman opens the door.>
Frank and Mikey: Trick-Or-Treat! <The lady drops a small bag of skittles into his both boys' jack-o-lantern buckets. Frank quickly grabs it, and opens it.>
Gerard: <rolls eyes> Mhm. Ditto. <She frowns, but drops a small caramel into Gerard's candy bucket.> Hmph.
<The boys turn and head for the sidewalk. Gerard looks over to Frank for the first time and stops walking, staring at Frank.>
Frank: What? Why are looking at me?
<Gerard walks off without answering, still completely stunned by Frank's outfit.>
Mikey: Don't worry Frank. I like your costume. <Frank has on a dress, a feather boa, and purple eyeshadow that looks like he applied himself.>
<Mikey is 7, Frank is 6, Gerard is 11>
(Our story starts inside the Way house, on halloween. Donna is arguing with Gerard as Mikey and Frank sit on the steps outside, waiting.)
Gerard: No, I will NOT take Mikey and his little friend trick-or-treating.
Donna: Gerard! He's your brother! And it's Frank's birthday. He has a name you know.
Gerard: I don't care. I'm not going.
Donna: Don't you want free candy?
Gerard: (crosses arms) No.
Donna: I know you do. <Gerard shakes his head> Go, or I take your CDs away for a month.
Gerard: MOM! That's not fair! (pouts)
Donna: Go get a costume together, and fast. Mikey and Frank are waiting outside. <Gerard rolls his eyes and runs upstairs.>
*half an hour later*
(Gerard comes down the stairs. Donna looks at him with a confused expression on her face>
Donna: What exactly ARE you?
Gerard: Dunno. It's all I could find. If you'd given me more time, I would be something more interesting.
Donna: Oh, it's INTERESTING alright... <Gerard is wearing a light blue flowered shirt, a cowboy hat, and a skirt>
Gerard: I raided Mikey's closet. Don't ask. <Donna looks at the skirt and decides it's best not to ask. Gerard takes a plastic jack-o-lantern bucket and goes outside>
Mikey: YAY! Gerard is here! <pokes Frank, who has fallen asleep>
Frank: Huh? Wha? OH! Geward is ready! Yay! Can we go now? Huh, huh, can we? <Gerard walks down the stairs as if the two boys weren't there. Confused, they follow.>
Mikey: Um.. What are you, Gerard? <Gerard ignores him and turns onto the sidewalk, walking towards the first lit house he sees>
<Gerard rings the doorbell as the boys catch up. Gerard finally looks at Mikey, and is shocked>
Gerard: Mikey, what the fuck? What are you?
Mikey: I'm a scary bunny. Rawr.
Gerard: Bunnies AREN'T scary.
Mikey: Yes, they are! Look, I have claws! <scratches Gerard's arm with dull, rounded, plastic claws.>
<Just as Gerard is about to hit Mikey, a woman opens the door.>
Frank and Mikey: Trick-Or-Treat! <The lady drops a small bag of skittles into his both boys' jack-o-lantern buckets. Frank quickly grabs it, and opens it.>
Gerard: <rolls eyes> Mhm. Ditto. <She frowns, but drops a small caramel into Gerard's candy bucket.> Hmph.
<The boys turn and head for the sidewalk. Gerard looks over to Frank for the first time and stops walking, staring at Frank.>
Frank: What? Why are looking at me?
<Gerard walks off without answering, still completely stunned by Frank's outfit.>
Mikey: Don't worry Frank. I like your costume. <Frank has on a dress, a feather boa, and purple eyeshadow that looks like he applied himself.>