The Catch

New Moon always frustrates me, and so to relieve myself I decided to write an alternate ending. It begins when Bella jumps off of the cliff. If you don't like happy endings, or romance, don't read. It's not actually to serve any purpose but my own gratification.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this story. I only own the sort-of storyline. Everything else belongs to Stephenie Meyer, God of writing.