A Kiss Is Like ... Emotional

"Kiss me."

"What?!"

"Well, you just spent ten minutes wondering out loud what it'd be like to kiss me, so do it." the younger one said.

"Yeah, but--"

"But what? I mean, you obviously want to. I'm not proposing here."

"Yeah, but a kiss is like . . . emotional." the older one said.

"You use that line on all your one night stands? Don't give me that look. Yes, that look. I can still see you, idiot."

"You're not exactly making my desire to kiss you increase."

"Ha! So you admit you want to kiss me!"

...

"Get your hands off my ass! Rape!"

"You can't rape the willing."

"Since when does a kiss involve grabbing my ass?"

"I don't know. You have a good ass so I thought that since you're gonna kiss me, I should be able to grab it."

"I didn't say I'd kiss you."

"You will."

"You're really not even all that cute."

"Liar. I know you have wet dreams over me."

"Don't make me puke." the older man said.

"You have wet dreams . . . all over me."

"I'm going to kill you, you know that?"

"You know, if you kiss me I can't talk."

"I'm sure you'd find a way around that."

"Probably."

"You're lucky you're cute otherwise someone would have killed you by now."

"How do you know they haven't?"

"The vampire thing's starting to get old."

"Vampires don't get old. Hey, don't throw that at my head, you asshole! I think my brain's leaking out my ears."

"You'd have to have a brain first."

"That's mean. I'm going to cry." the younger man said.

"I'm not going to kiss you if you cry."

"So, you'll kiss me if I don't cry?"

"I didn't say that either."

"You're so fucking annoying."

"Could you act a little more flamboyant?"

"Yes."

"Don't."

"Kiss me!"

"Are we back to that part of the conversation again?"