A Kiss Is Like ... Emotional

"I'm still waiting for you to kiss me."

"Get a chair and wait then, because I'm not going to."

"You know, I'm starting to feel you don't find me attractive."

"Took you long enough."

"That hurts."

"Ha ha."

"I told you that you had a good ass! The least you can do is be nice."

"I didn't ask to grab and/or check out my ass."

"Well, I have to have some extracurricular activities." the younger one said.

"I didn't realize checking out my ass was an extracurricular activity."

"Where did the word 'extracurricular' come from?"

"Don't ask stupid questions."

"If you kiss me, I'll shut up."

"Liar."

"Yeah, well, I thought it might work. Hey, don't leave! This was just starting to get good."

"Right . . ."

"I'll lock you in the bathroom!"

"You will not... This isn't funny."

"I think it's funny."

"Unlock the damn door."

"No no no."

"You're not funny."

"Yes, I am."

"You're a bastard."

"Dickhead."

"Asshole."

"Bitch."

"Whore."

"I'm bored."

"Sl--what?"

"I'm bored. I call you names all the time." the younger one said.

"And what do you want me to do about it?"

"Make me not bored."

"You locked me in the bathroom. I am not going to make you not bored. You'll just get new ideas."

"I think I'll go through your suitcases."

"Don't you dare."

"Do you have a better suggestion?"

"How about letting me out of the bathroom?"

"No. That's even worse that your suggestion that I 'get some sleep' last night."

"You were jumping on the bed at five in the morning."

"Exactly. In the morning. It was morning. You should have gotten your lazy ass out of bed instead of pouting like a little girl."

"That's sexist."

"Oh, shut up."