A Kiss Is Like ... Emotional

"I'm bored."

"Quit saying that. It's annoying as fuck."

"Your fucks are annoying? No wonder you want to kiss me so bad."

"I. Don't. Want. To. Kiss. You."

"Liar. I know I'm beautiful. You can admit it."

"You're an asshole."

"I'm still bored...If I let you out of the bathroom will you stay and play with me?"

"That's wrong on so many levels."

"Fine. Will you stay?"

"If you stop begging me to kiss you."

"I'm not begging."

"Just open the door...there. Was that so hard?"

"You're cute when you're mad."

"You're weird."

"Yeah, I know. It's the reason you love me so much."

"Ha ha."

"You mean, you don't love me? But what are we going to tell the kids?"

"I hate you."

"We can't tell them that. They'll be scarred for life."

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to scar you for life."

"Sounds kinky."

"I'm leaving." the older one said.

"Don't leave!"

"Get off of me."

"No! You can't leave. You promised! I didn't say anything about kissing."

"You just did."

"That doesn't count!"

"Does so."

"Does not."

"Does so."

"Does not."

"Does--"

"See, it's not that bad."

"I can't believe you just kissed me."

"You liked it."

"That's not the point."

"You just lost your homosexual lip virginity!"

"I'm going to beat you."

"I like it rough."

"Shut up."

"Or what?"

"I-I don't know. Or else."

"You're so weird."