A Kiss Is Like ... Emotional
Part Five
"Stop looking at me like that." the younger man said.
"How am I looking at you? I'm not looking at you any differently than I normally do."
"Liar. You're looking at me like I'm weird."
"Newsflash. You are weird."
"Okay, fine. You're looking at me like I'm weird in a bad way."
"You are."
"It's not funny."
"Fine. I'm looking at you like you just kissed me."
"I did just k--ohhhhh."
"Yeah, Sherlock."
"But why's that bad? I mean, I kissed you. Big fucking deal. It's not like it was even a good kiss."
"What's that mean?" the older man asked.
"Well, your lips are kind of chapped and you just kind of . . . laid there."
"I was a little shocked. That tends to happen when someone just kisses you out of nowhere."
"It wasn't nowhere. We've been talking about it for, like, an hour."
"I didn't think you'd actually kiss me."
"Then you're stupid. You know I do everything I want to."
"Yeah, well ... this is different."
"Why?"
"Because I didn't know you were going to kiss me!"
"You liked it, didn't you?"
"No!"
"Aww, come on. You can say it. I won't tell."
"I didn't like it!"
"Maybe you didn't like it because it was a surprise. You want to try again?"
"No!"
"You're pissy."
"Bitch."
"Cocksucker."
"That's not funny."
"Considering I just kissed you, it's hilarious." the younger one said.
"That's the reason it's not funny."
"Don't get so touchy. I don't expect a blowjob on the first date...ow! What'd you do that for?"
"You're pissing me off."
"You didn't have to bite me."
"I don't have a lot of options."
"You could have hit me. Oh, wait. I'm holding your hands. That's funny."
"Stop giggling."
"You know, you're in prime position to be taken advantage of." the younger one said.
"Ha ha."
"Do you want me to take advantage of you?"
"If that was supposed to be a seducing voice, you failed miserably."
"Someone's got their smartass comments back."
"Just for you."
"Aww, I feel so special."
"Special people need special help...ow! What the fuck?"
"You bit me first."
"Yeah, but not on your nose. That's fucked up."
"I'm fucked up."
"I know."
"Fucked up the--"
"Shut up!"
"You're really touchy about any homosexual joke at the moment, aren't you?"
"No."
"Liar."
"Am not."
"Whatever."
"How am I looking at you? I'm not looking at you any differently than I normally do."
"Liar. You're looking at me like I'm weird."
"Newsflash. You are weird."
"Okay, fine. You're looking at me like I'm weird in a bad way."
"You are."
"It's not funny."
"Fine. I'm looking at you like you just kissed me."
"I did just k--ohhhhh."
"Yeah, Sherlock."
"But why's that bad? I mean, I kissed you. Big fucking deal. It's not like it was even a good kiss."
"What's that mean?" the older man asked.
"Well, your lips are kind of chapped and you just kind of . . . laid there."
"I was a little shocked. That tends to happen when someone just kisses you out of nowhere."
"It wasn't nowhere. We've been talking about it for, like, an hour."
"I didn't think you'd actually kiss me."
"Then you're stupid. You know I do everything I want to."
"Yeah, well ... this is different."
"Why?"
"Because I didn't know you were going to kiss me!"
"You liked it, didn't you?"
"No!"
"Aww, come on. You can say it. I won't tell."
"I didn't like it!"
"Maybe you didn't like it because it was a surprise. You want to try again?"
"No!"
"You're pissy."
"Bitch."
"Cocksucker."
"That's not funny."
"Considering I just kissed you, it's hilarious." the younger one said.
"That's the reason it's not funny."
"Don't get so touchy. I don't expect a blowjob on the first date...ow! What'd you do that for?"
"You're pissing me off."
"You didn't have to bite me."
"I don't have a lot of options."
"You could have hit me. Oh, wait. I'm holding your hands. That's funny."
"Stop giggling."
"You know, you're in prime position to be taken advantage of." the younger one said.
"Ha ha."
"Do you want me to take advantage of you?"
"If that was supposed to be a seducing voice, you failed miserably."
"Someone's got their smartass comments back."
"Just for you."
"Aww, I feel so special."
"Special people need special help...ow! What the fuck?"
"You bit me first."
"Yeah, but not on your nose. That's fucked up."
"I'm fucked up."
"I know."
"Fucked up the--"
"Shut up!"
"You're really touchy about any homosexual joke at the moment, aren't you?"
"No."
"Liar."
"Am not."
"Whatever."