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Black Cloaks, Red Clouds, Purple Nail Polish

Tobi looks at Kisame and asks Kisame "Will you butter my muffin?" Velveeta cheese is dangerous. Deidara sings pop and rap music. The Akatsuki at their best. [Rated for coarse language]
  1. Leader's Rules
    Even super villians have their limits...
  2. Help Needed
    How it all started...
  3. Drive Me Crazy
    The Akatsuki way to clean
  4. Me & My Senpai
    Why is Tobi the most hated in the Akatsuki?
  5. Cheesy Deposit
    Tobi + Velveeta = One Helluva Cleaning Job
  6. Toilet Talk
    No words can describe this chapter
  7. Itachi the Superstar
    Kakuzu is evil...beware...
  8. Attempted Anger Managing
    Lesson One: Never come between Tobi and Hannah Montana.
  9. Dear Foolish Little Brother
    Who does Itachi turn to when he refuses to keep a journal?
  10. My Beloved...Veronica
    Kisame's tribute to his lover
  11. Akatsuki vs Wal-Mart #513
    The deserved phone call