Don't Blame Me for Being Me
Chapter 50 It's been three weeks How long can this go on?
Chapter 50
It's been three weeks How long can this go on? (Fuck, you’re still my favorite melody and I listen to it for the thousandth time…)
Nokesville, Tennessee.
Despite of everything, the tour keeps going. And despite of everything, it’s a tradition to have kinda parties after successful (and just another xD) show boys give. This one wasn’t exception. Dasha and me left the show earlier and drove to the hotel we all had stayed. We could get in boys’ room and made up a table with drinks and snacks. Also we invited Gerard and Mikey to our company and met Beckett and Gabe. We grabbed them and pushed into the room. Though they were totally not against. We all four waited for Pete, Joe, Patrick and Andy. They came being sweaty and kinda tired but with sparks in the eyes and consented to rest and relax. Soon Gerard and Mikey came remembering a gold rule of B.Y.O.B. (bring your own bottle xD). So we all sat down at the table and began having fun. Boys have thought Dasha and me had worked at weddings and birthdays before and they waited for some games and entertainments from our side. So we had nothing to do just to suggest them the game. As our table was piled up by different kinds of drinks, Dasha and me recalled a perfect game for this. The core is in the next. Participants by turns pour in one big glass their own drinks. The participant who spills the drink out by chance (it’s happened when drinks in a glass come to edge), must drink this thrilling alcohol mix. Funny? Sure! Boys liked this game. They suggested a big glass for it, but I found a wide vase in the room. It was empty, dry, clean and big. The perspective to drink from it was scaring but risk is awesome thing xD! Well, we started playing. We crowded that vase and I was the first. I poured some vodka there, then Dasha did the same with whisky. Pete added some energetic drink and Joe poured vodka too. Andy put some juice (Dasha and me haven’t a right to force this man to drink alcohol). Some of us were discontent by reducing potency of our common drink. Gerard understood it and poured much of beer. We expected when a foam went down and Mikey added tequila. The mix acquired an awful color xD. Then Gabe poured some cognac. Then there was Beckett who was gonna spit in our vase but we stopped him. He laughed and poured vodka there. Then Pat added beer and this circle went another time. We were adding drinks and laughing. The vase was almost full. The go came to Patrick. There was a chance to pour a drink and not to spill, but Pat failed. He refused to drink the whole vase, of course and we took out a glass from the vase for him to drink it. Well, he had to do that. It was funny and sorry at the same time to watch him swallowing that awful drink. He drank down the glass and went to seek for water xD. Of course, there were people who wanted to taste that mix in the vase. It was Dasha, Pete, Beckett, Gabe, Gerard and me. We all put straws into the vase in order to drink through them. But Bill blew into his straw and made big bubbles in the vase xD. So the half of the vase with that sticky muck was happened on our faces. But it was funny anyways. We tasted that mix and placed it somewhere away. After some time of drinking and talking Dasha and me suggested another game. We’d prepared for it before. The name of the game is Pregnant Boys. You already can guess what its core is about xD. Well, we need balloons and plaster for attaching the balloons to boys’ tummies to make it look like big baby bumps xD. Boys have to pick up matches from the floor with all that equipment xD. And who makes it sooner, will be a winner. After explaining the rules some of boys agreed to play. There were Pete, Gerard, Joe, Mikey, William and Gabe. Dasha and me began making them preggy xD. At first we were sticking balloons to boys’ bare tummies and then boys were dressing their shirts back. Boys were watching their new states with amazement and joy. Trohman looked sweet xD. Pete is just beautiful future mom xD. William’s preggy bump was incongruous to him, Gerard looked very funny and as for Gabe, even pregnancy and balloon to his belly suit to him xD. He’s awesome anyways. Mikey and pregnancy are ridiculous things! Andy was next and looking at all of that just weeping ‘cause of laugh xD. Pat called boys idiots and sat down at the table to eat a ‘lil more, but he was looking anyways and having a lot of fun as well as we all had xD. Dasha and me dropped matches on the floor, by twenty in front of each of the guy. One more condition is prohibition to pick up more than one match at once and to fell down at knees for better picking up. So, you see it’s not very easy game xD. The fastest of them to pick up all 20 matches would be a winner. Well, Dasha announced the start. Of course, boys bent down abruptly forgetting about the balloons...and stood straight fastly again being confused xD. And then they went their own ways and methods! I was recording that hilarious event by my camera trying not to laugh loudly (‘cause it’s pretty lame if voice of cameraman sounds much louder than anything, right? xD). Well, boys looked great! Each of them was keeping his preggy bumps in very touching and sweet way. Sure, they were laughing and worrying assumedly xD not forgetting about efforts to gather matches. Especially it was funny to watch Joe. As he has such Jewish “grace” xD and other features, he was sitting and losing his balance trying to pick up the matches blindfold. I had to watch him attentively, ‘cause he thought he’s far away more clever than others there xD and tried to pick up not the one match at once. Will felt uncomfortable to duck with his height but he was trying not to be left behind. Gerard was serious and concentrated. Pete was mostly laughing than taking part in the game. It seemed that Mikey barely understood what he should do and what we all wanted from him xD. Gabe was bending and ducking and leaping with no fear about “baby” xD. But premature birth was happened to Trohman. It was a loud “bang” which meant he bursted his balloon by chance. So his game was over. I gave him consolation kiss on his nose and he sat down on a couch scowling at others. After this accident Gerard’s face turned to such serious state that it was scaring to look at xD. But can you guess who won? It was Gabe. He had strange manner of playing that game, but he won. We gave him a prize, of course, - kisses and a bottle of beer xD. All of boys bursted their balloons parting such easy way with such easy being acquired pregnancy xD. Then we all calmed down and spent pretty much time drinking and snacking xD. May be after an hour boys demanded to play a new game. Well, Dasha and me had nothing to do just to suggest it to them. The core of the game is the next. There are some glasses with vodka in them standing on one stool. Number of glasses is number of participants minus one xD. Participants go around the stool and after some time (for example, it may be ending of some melody or just a sign of showman) they have to grab their own glasses and drink them. That who was stayed without a glass leaves the game. The game lasts till there’s only one participant who, of course, will be the winner. You think it’s not funny? Well, try to play and see your drunken friends trying to GO AROUND (not reeling and stumbling) xD. Get it? okay. So, our showman was Andy. And we all took part in that game, even Patrick. We started playing and began walking around. Some of us were singing, some ones – dancing, others were looking straight at glasses. And then Andy said “Stop!”. First who leave our chain was Gerard. He said “I’ve even not expected” and sat on the couch. Step by step, the game was over for Pat, Bill and Mikey. And at this level we had so much funny moments! At first, our walking was unsteady, we were catching on each other, laughing too much and not immediately understanding we needed to grab glasses. Well, you can see, I let myself rest only one and only time and left the game instantly. Next after me was Dasha. Sitting on the couch and being observers were much better and funnier, you know xD. There were only three guys and they were having much fun, to be honest. But they barely were moving their feet, they were constantly stumbling and Gabe even fell down once. We all raised him with much efforts ‘cause Andy didn’t stop the game xD. And Joe once had a little deflection aside *laugh* but then returned into the chain to Pete and Gabe. Pete was laughing constantly and tapping Joe’s shoulders all the time. Well, next time his game was over. He was that who didn’t own the glass. Pete crashed on the couch between me and Dasha and looked like he was gonna sleep. Well, Gabe and Joe drank their glasses and one glass was thrown away, ‘cause there were only two players and one of them must win. So they kept fighting xD. But soon Gabe fell down again and decided to give up. He laid on his back and gestured “I can’t stand more!”. It meant Joe won. We all understood it, helped Gabe to move on the couch and saw that Trohman was going on the game. He probably didn’t notice Gabe’s falling and other and kept slowly walking around the stool. So we all giggled and just didn’t interrupt him xD. After a minute we noticed he was already not going but crawling on his fours. And it was difficult to understand whom he was trying to win xD. after laughing at him about some minutes we saw he could get up, then he staggered and in order not to fall ran around the stool. Then he caught the stool and fell down with it next to a wall. We all bursted into a laughter. We were just lying on the floor laughing xD. Trohman was sitting next to the wall and mumbling smth. He wasn’t gonna get up. So Andy and me had to do it to him. We laid him next to Pete. Boys got sloshed “very good”. Except Andy, of course. Seeing their immovable bodies, he cursed this world and Dasha and me too xD. The rest of the guys were going to their rooms. Dasha and me helped Andy to lay Pete and Joe on beds. I put some lipstick on Joe’s nose and it turned pink xD. Dasha took a photo and we went out of boys’ room being discontent. There was Beckett in a corridor and we spent much time talking. We were sitting on the floor next to the door of Dasha and mine room. Then for some reason Gabe appeared in the corridor and joined our company. So we had amazing tipsy conversation xD. And only when we started understanding we were falling asleep, only then we left each other for our own rooms.
It's been three weeks How long can this go on? (Fuck, you’re still my favorite melody and I listen to it for the thousandth time…)
Nokesville, Tennessee.
Despite of everything, the tour keeps going. And despite of everything, it’s a tradition to have kinda parties after successful (and just another xD) show boys give. This one wasn’t exception. Dasha and me left the show earlier and drove to the hotel we all had stayed. We could get in boys’ room and made up a table with drinks and snacks. Also we invited Gerard and Mikey to our company and met Beckett and Gabe. We grabbed them and pushed into the room. Though they were totally not against. We all four waited for Pete, Joe, Patrick and Andy. They came being sweaty and kinda tired but with sparks in the eyes and consented to rest and relax. Soon Gerard and Mikey came remembering a gold rule of B.Y.O.B. (bring your own bottle xD). So we all sat down at the table and began having fun. Boys have thought Dasha and me had worked at weddings and birthdays before and they waited for some games and entertainments from our side. So we had nothing to do just to suggest them the game. As our table was piled up by different kinds of drinks, Dasha and me recalled a perfect game for this. The core is in the next. Participants by turns pour in one big glass their own drinks. The participant who spills the drink out by chance (it’s happened when drinks in a glass come to edge), must drink this thrilling alcohol mix. Funny? Sure! Boys liked this game. They suggested a big glass for it, but I found a wide vase in the room. It was empty, dry, clean and big. The perspective to drink from it was scaring but risk is awesome thing xD! Well, we started playing. We crowded that vase and I was the first. I poured some vodka there, then Dasha did the same with whisky. Pete added some energetic drink and Joe poured vodka too. Andy put some juice (Dasha and me haven’t a right to force this man to drink alcohol). Some of us were discontent by reducing potency of our common drink. Gerard understood it and poured much of beer. We expected when a foam went down and Mikey added tequila. The mix acquired an awful color xD. Then Gabe poured some cognac. Then there was Beckett who was gonna spit in our vase but we stopped him. He laughed and poured vodka there. Then Pat added beer and this circle went another time. We were adding drinks and laughing. The vase was almost full. The go came to Patrick. There was a chance to pour a drink and not to spill, but Pat failed. He refused to drink the whole vase, of course and we took out a glass from the vase for him to drink it. Well, he had to do that. It was funny and sorry at the same time to watch him swallowing that awful drink. He drank down the glass and went to seek for water xD. Of course, there were people who wanted to taste that mix in the vase. It was Dasha, Pete, Beckett, Gabe, Gerard and me. We all put straws into the vase in order to drink through them. But Bill blew into his straw and made big bubbles in the vase xD. So the half of the vase with that sticky muck was happened on our faces. But it was funny anyways. We tasted that mix and placed it somewhere away. After some time of drinking and talking Dasha and me suggested another game. We’d prepared for it before. The name of the game is Pregnant Boys. You already can guess what its core is about xD. Well, we need balloons and plaster for attaching the balloons to boys’ tummies to make it look like big baby bumps xD. Boys have to pick up matches from the floor with all that equipment xD. And who makes it sooner, will be a winner. After explaining the rules some of boys agreed to play. There were Pete, Gerard, Joe, Mikey, William and Gabe. Dasha and me began making them preggy xD. At first we were sticking balloons to boys’ bare tummies and then boys were dressing their shirts back. Boys were watching their new states with amazement and joy. Trohman looked sweet xD. Pete is just beautiful future mom xD. William’s preggy bump was incongruous to him, Gerard looked very funny and as for Gabe, even pregnancy and balloon to his belly suit to him xD. He’s awesome anyways. Mikey and pregnancy are ridiculous things! Andy was next and looking at all of that just weeping ‘cause of laugh xD. Pat called boys idiots and sat down at the table to eat a ‘lil more, but he was looking anyways and having a lot of fun as well as we all had xD. Dasha and me dropped matches on the floor, by twenty in front of each of the guy. One more condition is prohibition to pick up more than one match at once and to fell down at knees for better picking up. So, you see it’s not very easy game xD. The fastest of them to pick up all 20 matches would be a winner. Well, Dasha announced the start. Of course, boys bent down abruptly forgetting about the balloons...and stood straight fastly again being confused xD. And then they went their own ways and methods! I was recording that hilarious event by my camera trying not to laugh loudly (‘cause it’s pretty lame if voice of cameraman sounds much louder than anything, right? xD). Well, boys looked great! Each of them was keeping his preggy bumps in very touching and sweet way. Sure, they were laughing and worrying assumedly xD not forgetting about efforts to gather matches. Especially it was funny to watch Joe. As he has such Jewish “grace” xD and other features, he was sitting and losing his balance trying to pick up the matches blindfold. I had to watch him attentively, ‘cause he thought he’s far away more clever than others there xD and tried to pick up not the one match at once. Will felt uncomfortable to duck with his height but he was trying not to be left behind. Gerard was serious and concentrated. Pete was mostly laughing than taking part in the game. It seemed that Mikey barely understood what he should do and what we all wanted from him xD. Gabe was bending and ducking and leaping with no fear about “baby” xD. But premature birth was happened to Trohman. It was a loud “bang” which meant he bursted his balloon by chance. So his game was over. I gave him consolation kiss on his nose and he sat down on a couch scowling at others. After this accident Gerard’s face turned to such serious state that it was scaring to look at xD. But can you guess who won? It was Gabe. He had strange manner of playing that game, but he won. We gave him a prize, of course, - kisses and a bottle of beer xD. All of boys bursted their balloons parting such easy way with such easy being acquired pregnancy xD. Then we all calmed down and spent pretty much time drinking and snacking xD. May be after an hour boys demanded to play a new game. Well, Dasha and me had nothing to do just to suggest it to them. The core of the game is the next. There are some glasses with vodka in them standing on one stool. Number of glasses is number of participants minus one xD. Participants go around the stool and after some time (for example, it may be ending of some melody or just a sign of showman) they have to grab their own glasses and drink them. That who was stayed without a glass leaves the game. The game lasts till there’s only one participant who, of course, will be the winner. You think it’s not funny? Well, try to play and see your drunken friends trying to GO AROUND (not reeling and stumbling) xD. Get it? okay. So, our showman was Andy. And we all took part in that game, even Patrick. We started playing and began walking around. Some of us were singing, some ones – dancing, others were looking straight at glasses. And then Andy said “Stop!”. First who leave our chain was Gerard. He said “I’ve even not expected” and sat on the couch. Step by step, the game was over for Pat, Bill and Mikey. And at this level we had so much funny moments! At first, our walking was unsteady, we were catching on each other, laughing too much and not immediately understanding we needed to grab glasses. Well, you can see, I let myself rest only one and only time and left the game instantly. Next after me was Dasha. Sitting on the couch and being observers were much better and funnier, you know xD. There were only three guys and they were having much fun, to be honest. But they barely were moving their feet, they were constantly stumbling and Gabe even fell down once. We all raised him with much efforts ‘cause Andy didn’t stop the game xD. And Joe once had a little deflection aside *laugh* but then returned into the chain to Pete and Gabe. Pete was laughing constantly and tapping Joe’s shoulders all the time. Well, next time his game was over. He was that who didn’t own the glass. Pete crashed on the couch between me and Dasha and looked like he was gonna sleep. Well, Gabe and Joe drank their glasses and one glass was thrown away, ‘cause there were only two players and one of them must win. So they kept fighting xD. But soon Gabe fell down again and decided to give up. He laid on his back and gestured “I can’t stand more!”. It meant Joe won. We all understood it, helped Gabe to move on the couch and saw that Trohman was going on the game. He probably didn’t notice Gabe’s falling and other and kept slowly walking around the stool. So we all giggled and just didn’t interrupt him xD. After a minute we noticed he was already not going but crawling on his fours. And it was difficult to understand whom he was trying to win xD. after laughing at him about some minutes we saw he could get up, then he staggered and in order not to fall ran around the stool. Then he caught the stool and fell down with it next to a wall. We all bursted into a laughter. We were just lying on the floor laughing xD. Trohman was sitting next to the wall and mumbling smth. He wasn’t gonna get up. So Andy and me had to do it to him. We laid him next to Pete. Boys got sloshed “very good”. Except Andy, of course. Seeing their immovable bodies, he cursed this world and Dasha and me too xD. The rest of the guys were going to their rooms. Dasha and me helped Andy to lay Pete and Joe on beds. I put some lipstick on Joe’s nose and it turned pink xD. Dasha took a photo and we went out of boys’ room being discontent. There was Beckett in a corridor and we spent much time talking. We were sitting on the floor next to the door of Dasha and mine room. Then for some reason Gabe appeared in the corridor and joined our company. So we had amazing tipsy conversation xD. And only when we started understanding we were falling asleep, only then we left each other for our own rooms.