Don't Blame Me for Being Me

Chapter 54
Oh it's not that interesting and I wouldn’t like to keep it a secret (if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me)
William and me thought that it wasn’t a bad idea if I’d spend some time with TAI and its tour. We decided they’ll pick me up next morning in Richmond, Virginia, where FOB, Dasha and me arrived tonight. Bill had suggested Dasha also to trip for awhile with TAI, but how she can leave Pete? As for me, I’m free woman, I do what I want xD.
Well, we arrived in Richmond. It was 6 p.m. and boys soon left for a concert-hall of their forthcoming show. Dasha and me stayed in a hotel room trying to think up for some deal to ourselves. After a conversation we decided that there was no way just to call Bob Bryar xD. It’s very funny and strange in a good way to be such pals with rockstars xD. As if we’re good neighbors. I call Frank or Bob with words “I’ll come soon”, get reply “No prob” and go to them. Or they call Dasha and me hoping to have a good time. I couldn’t imagine I’d talk and hang with guys from one of my fav rock bands. Keep it simple now xD.
Well, we called Bob and suggested to hang out somewhere. He promised to come soon. Dasha and me quickly dressed to look at our best. Soon there was a knock in our door. Supposing to see only Bob we opened the door and saw he was with Gerard.
“I’ve thought you’d not be against”, Bob said about Gerard’s presence xD. “He was asking firmly”, he added.
“Sure, we’re not against. We’re FOR this”, Dasha said.
I could see Gerard smiled.
Dasha and me grabbed our purses and went out from the room. I locked it and turned to the guys.
“Robert”, Dasha said smiling and putting her hand on Bob’s arm.
“Darina”, Bob replied with a lovely voice and taking her by the elbow.
We began going to an elevator. Gerard and me were behind them.
“What he said?” Gerard asked me.
“It’s her full name”, I replied.
“Mr. Bryar and me speak with each other only with respect”, Dasha replied.
We all laughed.
“So what’s your full name?” Gerard asked me.
“Irina”, I replied. “And what?”
“Nothing”, he said.
So we walked to the reception. I left the key and we all went out from the hotel.
“So where we’ll go? You know some local sights and exotic?” I said smiling.
“Except you? No”, Bob joked.
“We’re not local”, I joked back.
“But you don’t deny that fact you’re exotic?” Gerard asked.
“Nope”, Dasha replied.
“I suggest to go find some cozy place, restaurant or something”, Bob said.
“Robert, you’re not original, but I like you anyway”, Dasha said.
“Yeah, let’s go eat somewhere”, I told.
We caught taxi and began riding not knowing exactly where to xD. S we randomly chose a restaurant by the way of looking out from the window and reading signboards. Such a way we stopped the car in front of the restaurant with Italian cuisine. After entering it and taking seats we made an order. To my surprise my tastes and Gerard’s ones were the same at that moment xD. We both chose the same kind of spaghetti. Dasha ordered Penne Strashicate and Bob decided to eat Bistecca. Also we ordered some wine. The conversation went good and interesting. I must say I always feel uncomfortable beside Gerard. But this time the tension fell apart xD. How it could stay if we were eating spaghetti from one plate? No, we did it accurately and with no spaghetti falling from our own mouths xD, but Dasha was considering it was fun anyway and was torturing us by taking photos xD.
When we left there and were outside, we could notice it’d be raining soon and walking along the town was impossible. So boys invited us to their hotel room. Dasha and me decided to accept it. We all returned into the hotel. Dasha and me didn’t take our key and just followed the guys straight to their room. There were all members of the band and their tour manager. Well, it seemed to Dasha and me that before our coming each of boys, who were there, was on his own. But when we entered the room, a table with drinks and snacks was organized by itself xD. Dasha and me thought it had something common with us and our appearance xD. After greeting and hugging each other, guys began asking us to organize some game for them. Dasha and me denied. Then they asked just to drink with them. We decided to spend some time with MCR. Not much. So we drank with everybody at once and with each of them in particular xD. As Dasha and me still didn’t want to think up a game…
“May be let’s play I’ve never?” somebody suggested xD.
So we all sat round the table holding bottles (of beer) or glasses (with vodka). The game got started by Frank.
“I’ve never been in Belarus”, Frank said looking at Dasha and me.
We drank ‘cause only we were there, at our homeland xD.
“I’ve never been in New Jersey”, Dasha said.
Everybody except us drank.
“should go there”, Bob said.
“What you mean? We should go to New Jersey, or you – to Belarus?” I asked smiling.
“You to Jersey”, Frank and Gerard replied.
“We to Belarus”, the rest of boys said.
We all laughed.
“We’ll think about it”, Dasha and me said smiling.
“Well, I’ve never fainted”, I said.
Dasha and Mikey drank.
“Mikey, you’re too sensitive?” I asked smiling.
“I’d like to look at you at my place then”, he replied.
“Okay, I believe it was something serious”, I couldn’t curb from snapping xD.
“I’ve never keened on rap or hip -hop”, Bob said.
Dasha, Frank and me took sips.
“We loved Eminem and 50 Cent some time ago”, Dasha explained.
“I’d worn wide pants and I just wanted to drink now”, Frank chuckled.
“Well, I’ve never worked hard at my fit, had any sport hobby”, Gerard said.
Everybody except Dasha drank.
“Well, I’ve never been at school discos during school studying”, Ray told.
Only Gerard didn’t take a sip.
“I was boycotting that event specially”, he shrugged off.
“This event was boycotting you. Internet says you were fat loser in high school. I saw pics”, I laughed.
“I’ve not seen your image in your school. And have no wish to look at it”, Gerard snapped.
“I looked good”, I lied xD. “By the way, I entered my school in 5 years old, when you graduated your one”, I told.
Gerard looked at me.
“so what?” he said.
“Nothing. Just coincidence. Interesting historical fact”, I got confused thinking why really the hell I told that xD.
“Let’s go ahead, dudes. I’ve never worn woman’s clothes”, Mikey said.
Dasha, Gerard, Frank and me drank.
“Ugh, perverts!” Dasha and me told them.
They just laughed.
“So what you tried to dress?” we were curious anyways.
“Shoes, shirts”, Frank replied.
“Dress, skirt”, Gerard added.
“Anyways it’s odd and abnormal”, I said.
We all laughed.
“Let’s play. I’ve never watched Titanic”, Frank said.
The rest of us drank telling him “Shame for you!” xD.
“I’ve never been in McDonald’s”, Dasha said.
We all took sips.
“I’ve never…had an afro-american…partner”, I said smiling.
Ray and Bob drank.
“Robert, you dated with a beautiful..?” Dasha wanted to ask him.
“Yeah, it was a hot chic”, Bob interrupted her.
“You break my heart, man”, Dasha said jokingly.
“We’re playing further. I’ve never kissed Dasha”, Bob said.
Frank took a sip from his bottle.
“Fuck”, Dasha sighed.
Frank was smiling. The people was expressing some confusion.
“Well, then I’ve never kissed Ira”, Gerard said.
Frank drank again. I coughed in my fist.
“We are curious”, Bob said.
“It was a joke”, Dasha told about her case with kissing Frank.
“Yeah, by a half”, I added remembering my case. “Well, who’s next?” everybody looked at me misunderstanding xD. “I mean whose turn to play further”, I said.
“Mine”, Ray replied. “I’ve never played soccer”.
Bob and me drank and clap our hands.
“Oh my…Bob, you play? You’re just beautiful”, Dasha said.
“Yeah, it’s me”, Bob laughed.
“I don’t believe Ira can play soccer”, Frank announced.
“What? It’s my fav sport! I lived in London and was taught to play there. My brother plays soccer. My ex-boyfriend played soccer. All my friends there plays soccer. I play soccer, man. I’d like to prove it to you, but somehow later. I know I’m becoming drunk little by little”, I said.
“Yeah, you’re right”, Mikey replied. “And we believe you. We’re playing again. I’ve never broken my leg”.
Gerard and Frank drank.
“I’ve never had sex in elevator”, I giggled.
To a common surprise nobody drank.
“C’mon, confess guys, who had hot adventures”, I laughed. “Nobody pushed “stop” button and got pleasure?”
Everybody was smiling or hiding a laugh.
“Shame for you who hiding that fact”, Frank said.
But everybody was telling they haven’t had sex in elevator.
“It’s very sad, but let’s go ahead”, Bob said.
Well, we kept playing. After some time we decided just to sit and talk. Ray switched on TV. Frank and me occupied a couch. We’ve become close, very close. So we began talking about our own lifes. Dasha was with Mikey and Bob. Gerard was speaking with Brian, but I swear he was looking at me for a couple of times for unknown to me reason. I don’t like when he stares at me, I feel uncomfy and get confused. So everybody was talking and sipping their own drinks. Ray was with a click in his hands but we didn’t care much about what was going on a screen. After some time and all of sudden we heard Ray’s sighing loudly and romping with the click trying to change a channel. We looked at the screen. There was a hot erotic scene in some movie xD.
“I don’t watch it usually”, he kinda excused himself xD.
So he switched another channel. And there was sex scene too! Even hotter one xD. We all bursted out laughing.
“Ouch, Ray, what channels you choose for us!” Frank mocked at him.
“It was just by chance”, Ray looked confused a little and was trying to change the channel again.
“Strange chance”, Mikey laughed.
“Erotic”, I added wiping tears of laughter.
“I think so too. Very strange. Usually I don’t watch such…movies”, Ray said.
“Why you didn’t ask us when you turned another channel. We were watching”, Frank said jokingly.
We all laughed.
“May be, let’s turn it off”, Ray suggested pointing at TV.
“For what?” we all asked.
“It bothers to talk”, he replied.
“What you wanna talk about?” I asked him.
“What you talk to me”, he replied.
We laughed at him. After some time guys who smokes walked at a balcony. It was Dasha, Gerard, Frank and me. For some reason Ray walked with us too and began asking for a cigarette. But boys gave two ones only for me and Dasha. We all began smoking and speaking. Ray didn’t go away. I think he wanted to smoke very much xD ‘cause when Frank let another smoky cloud Ray suddenly snatched out his cigarette from Frank’s hand and ran away.
“Idiot”, boys said.
“Just drunken”, Dasha and me smiled.
After some moments we heard yells from the room and wet Mikey ran to us laughing. We looked into the room. The smoke from the cigarette Ray stole from Frank caused the fire alarming system to pour water all around in the room. Everybody was trying to hide from water streams but it was in vain. Ray was lying on the couch with a pillow on his face trying to protect his hair from the water. Bob and Brian were standing in a doorway and laughing. After a second Frank pulled me after him into the room under the water. Dasha did the same with Gerard.
“Bob, put on some music to play! Let’s dance, people!” Dasha said.
Some time we spent joking around under streaming water and it was hilarious. We got wet completely. After 2 minutes our fun ended with ending of water. We began asking Ray to smoke one more time in order to get water streaming from a ceiling xD. But he refused and we were just standing in a puddle being wet as well. Then we saw the exit door got opened and there were 3 tall men from service staff coming into the room and thinking it was a fire there. But after seeing us being soaked to skin they demanded explanations. Laughing boys handed Ray over them and he had to walk downstairs to fill necessary blanks which were telling he was fined for violation of hotel’s rules. Also those guys asked us to leave the room and walk to reception to get another one. So we all waked downstairs. Gerard and Brian went to reception to solve problems with a room. The rest of us except for Ray decided to go out in some liquor store to buy something else to our being-spent-good evening xD. On our way to the exit door we heard someone called Dasha and me. We turned to see Fall Out Boy. When Dasha and me glanced at Andy’s glance at us xD, we felt that it was the end… Well, we all walked to Pete and the boys.
“Oh my God, why you’re wet?” Pete asked us.
As for me, I almost forgot that my shirt was soaked to my skin xD. Andy’s eyes were darting from Dasha, Iero and me not with a joy. Under his glance our wetness was being felt stronger.
“There was a fire in our room”, Bob replied keeping Dasha’s waist.
“What fire? What are you talking about?” Pete told.
Dasha stepped aside from Bob.
“It just was very hot in the room and inside us”, Frank joked.
“We got a room”, Gerard said triumphally walking to us.
Guys were amazed very much and decided to ask him what happened.
“What happened in your room?” Andy asked Gerard.
“Um…Ray smoked”, he replied.
The situation was getting complicated fastly. I think boys thought we were mocking at them.
“Well, we understand nothing. But we take our girls with us and you-”, Pete said.
“Fuck you”, Andy ended.
“Andy, don’t be rude”, Dasha and me told him.
He just waved his hand at us and walked away first. Dasha took Pete’s hand and pulled him to go. I hugged boys farewell and being followed Joe and Patrick walked after Pete and Dasha. On our way to our own rooms Dasha and me talked about what happened and why we were wet. Boys laughed.
“But when we stop you, where you were going to being wet?” Trohman asked.
“To dry”, I replied smirking.
“But Gerard got a room for you. You can dry there”, Joe said.
“It’s only their, MCR room. Instead of the one with water”, I told.
“We were gonna just walk, breathe fresh air”, Dasha said.
“Anyways, words “we got a room” made me feel a little fear”, Trohman said shyly.
“What? Trohman, don’t lie. You don’t care about me and what’s going on with me”, I replied.
“But still”, Trohman said.
“I wasn’t gonna get in one room with Gerard or anyone from them for that what you think”, I said.
“Me too”, Dasha added.
“I hope”, Pete said.
“You can be firmly sure”, Dasha told.