Don't Blame Me for Being Me

Chapter 58
Rain is falling down on the sidewalk I won't go until you come outside (I can bluff very well but you’ll be aware when I start bluffing you)
Deep evening. Guys had a show. So we all piled up in their room trying to think up what to do. I came to them last after a calm sleep in a comfy bed. So we all were hanging out, talking and feeling slightly bored ‘cause we couldn’t create any entertainment for ourselves. But suddenly Dasha suggested to play any card game. At first this idea didn’t get much enthusiastic “ups” from the rest of us.
“We will play for wishes. That who lose will commit any wish from the rest of us”, I said.
“Cool. What game exactly we will play?” Joe asked.
“21!” Dasha exclaimed.
Everybody agreed.
“We need more people”, Dasha said.
I got up to go find the cards and a company for us. But when I was in front of the exit door, somebody knocked. I opened to see Gerard and Mikey Way.
“Oh dudes! Nice to see you!” Dasha yelled.
I let them in and went out for the cards. In my absence Gerard and Mikey were told what we were gonna occupy ourselves by. As I found out after coming back they wanted to play with us though initially they wanted to talk something about with our boys xD. But Dasha has a talent to persuade people xD. Well, I brought the playing cards and we organized our local small casino. We set two tables together and sat down around them. Andy didn’t play as he was our ref. Any casino offers drinks and our one wasn’t exception. Gerard, Pete, Joe, Dasha and me were drinking beer. Before getting the cards and starting to play Dasha and me warned boys that their indecent and sexual wishes are not stabs in the game for us. We weren’t gonna commit something impudent and were meant to stay fully dressed till the end of the game – Dasha in her silver leggings and black t-shirt and me in my pink boxers, white tank top and grey Green Day hoodie of larger size than mine xD. After that announcement boys weren’t too glad to play, they were to refuse to play at all xD. But our Andy said in his firm tone that Dasha and me were right, that wishes for the game must be interesting and funny, not erotic and dirty. So, the game started.
“May be I’ll give out the cards? I have a light hand. I give good cards for myself”, I suggested smiling.
“No, no, no. It’s deal for men. Stay aside. I’ll give out”, Joe said.
“I don’t trust Trohman. He’ll give me shitty cards, I’m sure”, Dasha countered. “Let Andy hand out the cards”.
“I do it like I live – carelessly and with imagination”, Andy spoke taking the cards.
I applaused to him and his words.
“Can we make them”, Trohman pointed on Dasha and me. “to run naked along the hotel?”
Boys laughed in the same time as Dasha and me yelled “NO!”
“It’s against new-set rules, dude”, Andy replied finishing his work.
“Get ready to run naked yourself, man. I have good cards”, I threatened to Joe grabbing my cards from the table.
Dasha laughed and took her cards. I glanced at expressions of other people trying to get what cards they had. Pete and Pat were obviously disappointed by their own cards. What Gerard’s expression meant – I don’t know xD. Mikey and Trohman were deeply in thoughts looking at their cards. First time Dasha won as she was first to gather 21 points. And she chose the victim xD. It was oe for the first time. Also she took me as her assistant ‘cause her wish was to put on make-up on Joe and may be even do a hairdo xD. To say Trohman was against such violence is to say nothing xD. He was in shock and dread. But a card debt is important. I quickly ran in our room and took all necessities for such case as make-up. I returned and saw Trohman was refusing by all means and ways he could.
“They were cheating! I’m sure. They two were fucking cheating. I didn’t lose. It’s unfair”, he was trying to retrieve the situation xD.
“Nobody loose, Joe. Just I won”, Dasha said smiling.
“Where’re your arguments they were cheating?” Pete asked.
“I’ll answer. Nowhere. So sit down and move your mug closer”, I said putting my hands on his shoulders.
He obeyed. Dasha and me put around us all cosmetic stuff we had. I took a brush and began making order with Joe’s hair. Dasha chose color for eyeshadows and took a box with kinda green ones. Boys took out their phones to be ready to tape the process. Well, we started. All the time Trohman was sighing and moaning, Dasha was firmly saying to him “Don’t move”, “Stop blinking”, “Don’t close your eyes”, “Don’t grimace” and etc. I was standing behind Joe brushing his hair and constantly snickering. The people was laughing while Trohman was suffering. Soon Dasha eventually put on those eyeshadows and took a mascara in her hands. Pete tried to help wishing to put on a black eyeliner. But Dasha did it with no help and with no pain to Joe.
“May be let’s pluck his eyebrows?” Dasha suggested.
Joe growled. It was the answer xD.
“So may be let’s dye his hair with...what color?.. Claret? Cherry?” I joked.
We laughed and reassured Joe we weren’t gonna do it. Dasha began fighting with Joe’s eyelashes xD. But she couldn’t catch them by the mascara. Joe was blinking as crazy xD. So then I helped her. I sat on Joe’s lap facing him and put my hand on his forehead.
“Don’t blink”, I demanded and began carefully putting on the mascara.
“You’ll kill him”, Pat said.
“Nobody has died because of it”, I smirked.
“I look awful, yeah?” Trohman asked me.
I glanced at him and met his eyes.
“I...I...don’t”, I was trying to look away but I just couldn’t. “As a man you look like travesty and as a travesty you look adorable”, I smiled.
He rolled his eyes.
“Sit straight. I haven’t finished yet”, I said keeping his head.
He obeyed.
“May I look at you? It helps not to blink so often”, he said.
“Do what you want”, I shrugged off.
When I was delicately putting the mascara on eyelashes of his right eye, I felt Trohman placed his hands on my thighs. I looked down there.
“What’s this?” I asked him.
“Nothing”, he replied.
I continued. But because of realizing that fact his hands were on me I dropped some mascara off. So Dasha gave me a small sponge and I leaned closer to Joe to wipe a stain off.
“You’re so close”, he whispered.
“You’re afraid as usual?”
“No”, his eyes looked down at my lips.
OH FUCK! JOE! NOW? YOU’RE KIDDING. I even don’t wanna say it, but...it’s kinda late. I can’t be so weak. I can’t be so weak. I’m not weak.
I quickly jumped off Joe’s lap and began making order in the cosmetic stuff feeling his stare on me.
“Is everything okay?” I heard Gerard’s voice.
I glanced up to see his concern look.
“Yeah, everything’s alright”, I replied and added “thanks” after some seconds.
He nodded and walked away from me. Very strange day...
Dasha put on a tone of color of light tanned skin. I made two small funny pony tails with Joe’s hair. Boys were in hysteria from laughing. Then Dasha applied a lipstick of affectionate pink color.
“Ready”, Dasha and me said.
Boys were laughing and applauding, videotaping, taking photos and calling Joe Josephina xD. Trohman was angry at everybody. He was swearing, abusing and cursing. And also his eyes were wide open. It was hard to him to see ‘cause of mascara. But he looked good at all xD. Adorable. He rushed in a bathroom after some minutes of our watching him. But we stopped him as we decided to keep him in that state till somebody else will be another victim.
“I must play a round in...in this?” Trohman asked.
We all nodded. He growled and crashed on his place. We began playing again. Any of boys wanted Dasha or me be lost but it didn’t happen. I won and chose Gerard as a victim. Trohman immediately went to the bathroom to wipe that all off o his face xD.
“What’s your wish?” Gerard asked.
“To put on make up is not painful for you, so it’s not interesting to watch”, I thought aloud. “What to do to you? Something crazy and nasty”.
I thought for a minute and got an idea.
“Trohman, get out of here. We need the bathroom”, I yelled. “Gerard is carving for taking a shower”, I looked at him mischievously.
Everybody was guessing what I thought up xD. I came to the bathroom and they followed me.
“Joe, get out of here. Water is not right weapon against this cosmetic. Dasha will hand you a special tonic for wiping-off make-ups”, I said standing in a doorway.
After hearing “make-up”, we all were laughing for a minute. Except for Joe, of course. Gerard was just nervously snickering. Sure, he was soon meant to have a icy cold shower in his clothes! xD In the same time Trohman walked out being offended by our behavior. I came up to a shower cabin and opened a door.
“Get into here”, I said to Gerard.
“What’s my...punishment?” he asked coming to me.
“Okay, your...mission”, I looked at him smiling. “is to take a cold shower being dressed. So welcome”, I took a little bow showing him to get in.
He took off his socks and sighed deeply.
“Come on, bro”, Mikey cheered.
While Gerard was making steps towards his torture, I let a stream of water. Boys were cheering Gerard as they could.
“You’re dangerous to play with”, Pete said.
“We’re dangerous to lose and fail with”, I corrected him.
Everybody piled up into the bathroom to watch, of course. Gerard was under a water stream already. I must say the water was just icy. But Gerard was acting very brave not letting us see how much he was freezing under flooding water. It was making my task be unfunny and not interesting. Not enough of drive, of craziness. I took off my precious hoodie and grabbed a shower tube from a bath. I turned on a cold water there and began flowing Gerard all over.
“Hold on, man!”
“Take a soap and get washed!”
“He won’t get a flu?”
And I was just laughing with a mean smile xD. After some time I directed a stream straight into Gerard’s face and while he was spitting out the water and rubbing his eyes, I quickly put a tube (even thrusted) into his pants! People was in awe. Gerard jumped up feeling a coldness in such unexpected place. Sure, he began taking the tube out of there. And I didn’t keep it strongly...so after a minute of a fight I failed. The tube was dropped off. May be, I shouldn’t brew that all, may be I should just put another make-up on Joe’s face and not coming up close to such serious people as Mr. Way... All of that I had time to think when Gerard pulled me under streaming cold water of the shower. I cursed in Russian and rushed to get out. But Gerard caught me around my stomach and kept closer to him. And the water was really icy! As much as Gerard. I could see merry people. Trohman was laughing harder than anybody. I was trying to set myself free, beat off of strong arms of Gerard. And I was surprised that his arms were strong that much. I was striking, hitting, biting, pinching him and cursing him. How he could still hold me tight? I didn’t know. Probably his skin was insensitive after that amount of cold water xD. By the way he was laughing too. Right in my ear. Soon I understood there was no way to me but just to obey standing in his embrace. He felt that moment and pressed me close to himself.
“Gerard”, I begged. “Let me go, please”.
He looked at me.
“I’m sorry”, he whispered and set me free.
I rushed out of the cabin and grabbed some towel. I was shivering heavily, my teeth were chattering from the cold. People, realizing the fun was over left the bathroom. There were only me, Dasha, Pete, Mikey and Gerard. Stuttering I asked Dasha to go for some dry clothes of mine. Mikey left for Gerard’s ones. Pete was rubbing my skin. Gerard was wrapped in a towel. I turned to him.
“YOU!” I yelled. “How you could...you...motherfucker! I hate you! You’re crazy! You’re idiot! To do this! It’s terrible!”
I was insulting him with the most awful words I know. But he was calmly listening to me and keeping silence. When I shouted out all American insults I’ve known, I ended up with Russian ones xD. And he was just repeating “I’m sorry”. Soon both Dasha and Mikey returned giving us our own clothes.
“Leave the bathroom”, I demanded. “I’m not gonna change my clothes in front of you”.
He obeyed. Calmly again. Mikey and Pete left too. My clothes were soaked to skin. Including underwear. I fastly removed them and put on the dry ones Dasha brought.
“I took some pics of you two”, she said.
I looked at her with a gloom glance.
“You soon will laugh at this case, I know you”, she shrugged off.
“I hate him. I’m gonna kill him”, I said.
“He wasn’t...um...right to do this to you. You’re cold as ice”, she touched my skin.
I nodded, wrapped my wet hair in a towel and zipped my warm and comfy Green Day hoodie. Leaving wet clothes in the bath I decided to come after it later. We walked out. Gerard was changing his shirt. I grabbed something I had next to my hand and threw into him. It was a book and it hit him on his back. He turned to me with a great surprise in his look. I swear my glance could kill him.
“You’re bastard I never saw before”, I said and crawled under a duvet on a bed.
Trohman laughed. I glanced at him immediately.
“Wipe off your make-up. You look like a circus monkey”, I told him.
He ran out to the bathroom with a common laughter xD.
“Good job, Gerard. So adult man and so childish trick”, Dasha said to him with an irony taking a seat next to Pete.
“Ira will file a petition against you”, Pat joked.
“Ira will file”, I assured him.
“I wasn’t gonna kill her. It’s just water”, Gerard said.
“It’s a frosty, arctic and icy water”, I said with clenched teeth.
“She is overcooled now”, Dasha exclaimed.
“She is out of her mind”, Gerard snapped eventually.
“As much as you!” I replied with an evil glance.
“Will we play again?” Dasha asked.
People answered “yes” loudly.
“I will play until I’ll make Gerard lose to me again and till I ‘ll make him run naked along the hotel”, I said.
“Fuck you, I won’t lose to you”, he snapped.
“Let’s see. Andy, give out the cards”, I requested.
We changed the “punishment” to just hits on a forehead. If you lose, you get three strikes xD. So we began playing. And even when I lost for some times, nobody was brave enough to choose me for hitting xD.
As it was found out Dasha wasn’t gonna grant her forehead for strikes. So when somebody chose her, she only let Pete hit her. And sure he did as carefully as it was possible xD. The game was going fine, but if we’d play with a money stake, boys could leave the gaming table without even pants xD. I was playing with so much desire to hit Gerard. And finally! I won! Gerard leaned against a coach tightly xD. I got up with an yell of a winner and began warming up my hands and arms.
“Now I’ll punch him”, I said with an unhealthy joy.
“Hold on, Gerard”, boys could only advised.
I pretended I warmed up my legs.
“Hey, girl, we do strikes by hands only”, Gerard said immediately.
I gave him “I don’t care” look and came up. First hit was strong, I can say. He saw stars and space, I’m sure.
“Oh fuck, I bit my tongue”, Gerard complained.
“Get ready for the second one”, I threatened.
“Oh punch him!” Dasha exclaimed.
I hit him two more times hardly too. I made a good revenge xD.
“As for me I’m up to hitting you all the evening”, I said merrily.
“That will be not interesting to the others”, Gerard replied rubbing his forehead.
We kept playing again speaking seriously and joking around as well.