Novelarnia

David has been given an assignment in his English class: write a short story without cliches. It isn't the easiest assignment for someone who doesn't actually enjoy writing (or school assignments). Luckily, the Guide offers him help. And when David agrees, he's whisked away to another world, where plots go unchecked and past writers wander freely. The Guide is determined to take David through the twenty basic plot lines and show him exactly what one *shouldn't* do while writing.

Warning: Beware of sarcasm and stupidity.