Seriously, Just Shut the *** Up

We all know them. We all cringe and want to blow their fucking heads off. You know who I'm talking about. In case you don't read titles or descriptions, this is about people who don't know how to shut the fuck up, and how we can deal with them. I will be going over different methods, such as the "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!", the "blind", the "dead bird", and the "beat your face in until you look like Jared Leto from Fight Club after Edward Norton owned that bitch" method. And many, many more.

This may help you, or it may get you thrown into prison.

Don't say I didn't warn you.