Seriously, Just Shut the *** Up
STFU
So, you've chosen the "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" method, eh?
Well, first off, I would just like to tell you that this is a very wise choice, my friend. Sometimes it pisses people off when you do this, and sometimes they will be offended/hurt. But don't you worry. Your yappy friend or foe will be yakking again. If such a thing occurs, you are more than welcome to try out some other methods.
Here's how you do it:
1. Clear your throat. So you don't hurt yourself or choke on your spit/saliva/whatever you've got going on there.
2. Give them a warning. I mean, if they're going to shut up before you do this, what's the point? But hey, when do we ever need a reason to scream and yell at people? It's fun.
3. Say it at a normal voice level first, to add a dramatic effect.
4. Raise your voice louder.
5. Then louder.
6. Scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" right in their yappy face.
7. Walk away, so you don't have to hear what else they have to say. Or so you don't get your teeth knocked out.
Now you don't have to hear your hippo friend talk about their bowel movements.
Well, first off, I would just like to tell you that this is a very wise choice, my friend. Sometimes it pisses people off when you do this, and sometimes they will be offended/hurt. But don't you worry. Your yappy friend or foe will be yakking again. If such a thing occurs, you are more than welcome to try out some other methods.
Here's how you do it:
1. Clear your throat. So you don't hurt yourself or choke on your spit/saliva/whatever you've got going on there.
2. Give them a warning. I mean, if they're going to shut up before you do this, what's the point? But hey, when do we ever need a reason to scream and yell at people? It's fun.
3. Say it at a normal voice level first, to add a dramatic effect.
4. Raise your voice louder.
5. Then louder.
6. Scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" right in their yappy face.
7. Walk away, so you don't have to hear what else they have to say. Or so you don't get your teeth knocked out.
Now you don't have to hear your hippo friend talk about their bowel movements.