I'll Get You, Even If My Life Depends On It

i woke up to my bed shifting. Somebody was in bed with me.

I opened my eyes wearily to see fucking Jimmy sat on the end of my bed.
How the fuck did he get out of the room?

''Morning sleepy, have a good sleep?'' he asked

''How the fuck did you get out of the room?'' i asked sitting up

''That my friend is a secret'' he said

I could smell something burning so i got up and went downstairs toward the kitchen.
Once i entered i was greeted to the sight of bacon. But it was no ordinary bacon because it was on fire.

I picked the pan up and ran outside with it throwing it on the floor.

Hey,i didn't want my kitchen to set on fire.

I walked back into the kitchen to see a guilty looking Jimmy stood there.

''Did you try to cook that bacon?'' i snapped at Jimmy. Lets just say i ammost definately not a morning person.

''Um...i realy want to say no because you look like your going to kill me, but yes i did'' he said

''Well stay away from anything that can set on fire'' i said and walked back to my room.

Once in there i took a shower, got dressed, did my hair then my makeup.

I went downstairs to see Lucy sat on the couch watching TV.

''Jimmy got out'' i said earning her attention.

''What?'' she asked

''Jimmy got out of his room'' i said

''Well were is he?'' she asked, well nearly yelled.

''I have no idea'' i said whilst shrugging my shoulders.

''Great, lets go on a Jimmy hunt'' she said standing up.

We both walked around the house and looked for him. After not finding him we went back to the living room to see him sat on the couch watching a documentary about penguins.

Was he mentally retarded?

''Go back to your room, now'' growled Lucy

''Not a morning person, huh?'' asked Jimmy causing Lucy to growl and throw the closest thing to her at him. Which so happened to be a remote for the DVD player.

It hit him straight in the forehead causing me to laugh.

''Fine, I'm going no need to get violent'' he said standing up
He walked off rubbing his head better.
Once he went we both watched TV.

''Shall we feed them'' I asked

''You can do it'' said Lucy

''But i fucking fed them last night'' i said

''Well you can do it again'' she said

''Nope, you can'' i argued back

''Fine'' She said heading into the kitchen.

About five minuets later i heard her scream so i dashed into the kitchen to see her and Jimmy.

''Whats all the screaming about?'' i asked

''He just randomly popped up behind me'' she said pointing an accusing finger at Jimmy.

''Jimmy go to the room and stay in there'' i said

He huffed and walked to his room.

''He's a fucking nutter'' said Lucy making bacon butties.

''No he's not, he's just fun'' i said trying to defend him.

''Your starting to like them aren't you'' said Lucy turning to look at me.

''No'' i said

''Yeah right, I'm going to go feed them'' she said walking off.
She makes it sound like we have a pack of wild animals in the house when she says that.

She is definitely not a morning person