Live Pretty, Die Fast

It had been about at least 30 minutes, and I was wondering if this ‘friend’ was every gonna get here so we could go out. I looked to see Spencer lightly dosing off, I couldn’t control myself. Right when his eyes closed I knew what I needed to do.

“Spencer!” I jumped in his lap and his head hit mine in a fast motion. I stopped and rubbed my head were he hit. That shit hurt right there. I guess I should’ve thought of a better plan. I heard Brendon and Dasandra having a giggle fit over there. I turned around and looked at them.

“What’s wrong with you?!” Spencer asked. And I wondered why he’d ask; I mean c’mon! We went through this, this morning.

“I have ADD.” I told him and rolled over on the other side of the couch, and saw Brendon looking at me strangely. And no it wasn’t the good strange it was the ‘what-the-fuggly’ strange.

“You have add?” Brendon asked me. I shook my head, he wasn’t the smartest guy in the world was it?

“No stupid, she has A.D.D. like how you and I have A.D.H.D.” Dasandra told her boyfriend, I nodded my head. I should’ve known they had ADHD I just wasn’t the surest of it. We sat there for a little while longer, with Spencer still almost dying to close them eyes (that I made him keep open, because I would get extremely close to his face when he closed them). I thought this person was never gonna come so we could go it was getting on my fucking nerves. I looked at the clock, we have been here for 2 hours and 30 minutes. Dasandra went to go get a drink, and I asked her to hand me her phone since I never really played with a sidekick before (note: ask Spencer to buy one for me), I opened her messages (since I’m oh-so-nosy) and read her newest one.
Ryan: Hey DaDa, sorry I’m a little late, I feel asleep. Yes I know I know I’m lazy. But I was tired, I didn’t sleep to good. But shall be there shortly. XX.
I hit reply ’cause I was bored.
DaDa: Ryan hurry get over here as fast as you can, something wrong with Brendon, I don’t know what to do!
I smiled evilly at the message as I looked over it and hit ’Send’. about 8 minutes after I send that message, and everyone was watching TV. We heard bounding on the door. Brendon got up and opened the door. And I saw him be attacked by this guy, I just sat there confusingly.

“Whoa, whoa, dude what?!” Brendon was now on the floor with some dude.

“Brendon I got a text from Dasandra and she said something was wrong with you!” the guy said looking at Brendon. I giggled to myself a little loud, it caused me to get looked from Dasandra and Brendon and Spencer…and now that guy.

“Ryan I didn’t send anything,” that’s when I fell off the couch, I laughed out loud at this. They all looked at me.

“I-I-I-I’m s---sa-sorry, ha, ha!” they all gave me strange looks ¾ I whipped a little tear out my eye and straightened up. “I’m sorry dude, I sent the text t you, because your slow ass wouldn’t hurry. And I was desperate ¾ ‘cause I’m hungry.” he looked at me with wide eyes. Dasandra jumped up and grabbed my hand, and gladly skipped me over there to this Ryan guy. She came to a hult and hugged Ryan as soon as Brendon got up.

“Ryan this is my best friend in the whole wide ga-high-ent biggy world. Lilith.” she hugged me, I giggled.

“Nice to meet you Ryan…” I stuck my hand out, as he did his. Buuut…Dasandra decided we didn’t need hand shakes, she pushed us together so we were hugging. Me and Ryan got a little wide eyed, but soon got over it and he patted my back and I did his. It felt a little different to tell you the truth, he felt really skinny. It was a little funny, he was almost as thin as me, but I’m a girl. Spencer got up and came over by us, and gave Ryan one of those man hug things, from now on we will call it Zi-Manny-Huggle.

“Ryan I know you’ve already meet her but, this little ADD child by me is my cousin.” Ryan looked from me to Spencer and nodded.

“You two look…nothing alike,” he told us, I rolled my eyes. We don’t except for the lips.

“Ryan I would have you to know that…we have the same lips.” Ryan looked at me a little confused.

“Me and…you?” he asked I thumbed his nose.

“No me and Spencer!” I pulled Spencer’s lip and Ryan through us a weak smile, I found it hilarious, that’s how it is when I meet people. They get that impression. I find it aw-mazing.