The Guy Next Door!

... pretending to be listening to my iPod. I think I have just told a secret that I wasn’t supposed to tell.
“Is that what Andy said?” asked Cassie spinning me around and making me answer the question as a “yes.”

I turned my whole body around and was looking directly at Cassie who was in shock, but you would think she would know seeing how she was there. When I looked at Kelly I realised that Andy had stood up and was heading over towards the four of us, and by this time everyone was on the bus and in their own little groups talking about god knows what.

I indicated to Kelly that Andy was coming, and then she nudged Cassie, who turned around by wiping her head and looking directly into his eyes. She stood up and got out of her seat, went into the middle of the bus and that’s when the morning really started.

“hey baby,” said Andy giving cassie a huge sloppy kiss, it was kinda gross, anyway, “last night was fun eh?” and by this time everyone on the bus was watching even the bus driver in the mirror
“Oh yea, it was so much fun. I cant pick out my favourite part.” She said in a louder then usual voice, making sure everyone could hear her
“I think I know,” Andy said grabbing Cassie’s ass and squeezing it, “it was definitely what happened in your room, it was the most pleasurable.”

Cassie’s POV

“Yea. But let’s start at the beginning so everyone is caught up. Ok?,” she said directing the whole thing to the whole bus population,

“well, it was 6:30 when he picked me up, and we went to his parents house because his mummy forgot to give him money for gas AND food! Then after ‘dinner’ (in finger quotes) we went for a walk through the park, were we came across a playground,” at this time Andy’s face was so red it was like a tomato and he was shaking his head like he had no life after now,

“so Andy thought it would be fun to play on the slide, so HE spent 2 hours going up and down the slide making little kiddie, weeee, noises,” everyone had huge smiles on their faces about to crack up,

“ and finally after that we went back to his house because he forgot to make his bed, in the morning! Now after all this… excitement I got home at ¼ to 12, so he did a typical gentlemen thing and opened my door, but instead of letting me go her pushed me against his DAD’s car and started kissing me, but the really creepy thing about it was that he must have forgotten to brush his teeth in the morning as well,” everyone was laughing so hard that they were falling off their seats even the bus driver, thankfully he pulled over, oh and did I mention, Andy was turning around to his friends saying that none of it was true,

“so I had to push away from him to go inside, and ladies, I did that wave that says ‘it was a nice date but you’re a fag’ and I went inside, but a couple of seconds later he came back and climbed through my window and jumped on top of me. Now if this ‘guy’ says he had sex with me, well he is wrong, why I here you ask,” This is the most funniest part I heard myself say,

“well, 1, im a person who says that books are sexy, 2, im a person who is a girl who waits for the right guy and 3, he has a tiny penis.” I said pulling up my pinkie and waving it around. Everyone was laughing so hard I thought I heard someone snort.

“But it was still good and I don’t have a tiny penis because I de-flowered you and you liked it!” he said waiting for a hi-5
“IM A VIRGIN, I HATE YOU AND IM A NERD!” I screamed at him while kicking him in his area where it counts. All you heard was screaming and laughing
“You bitch! You fucking bitch! You know what you will never meet the right guy, that’s because he doesn’t exist and if he ever does he is probably going to be a dic…” Andy said before, before, omg what the fuck was that?