Gerard: The Explorer
Episode 3: Smashing Pumpkins Concert.
Dora: Next is the--
Gerard: CONCERT! YAY!
Dora: Shut the fuck up. This is my show.
Gerard: Who ever gave you that idea is sorely mistaken…you see it’s called Gerard: The Explorer, not Dora: The Explorer.
Dora: Whatever.
Gerard: Exactly jealous bitch.
Dora: Anyways kids can you point us in the direction of the concert hall.
Gerard: It’s right there dumb ass.
Dora: Fuck you. I am trying to teach these kids map directions.
Gerard: By being a dumb ass…wow your teaching them a lot.
Dora: Fuck you…
Boots: Are we there yet.
Gerard: Yeah…are we I am tired of her big ass mouth!
Dora: I’m tired of your---hold on I got another call.
Swiper on the phone: You’re going to die in 2 days.
Dora: Swiper I know it’s you.
Swiper on the phone: In a sea of holy--wait a minute did you say you knew it was me.
Dora: Yeah it was pretty obvious Swiper.
Swiper on the phone: Oh…well this is pretty embarrassing. It’s like fucking a fox that doesn’t love you anymore.
Dora: TMI!
Swiper on the phone: Oh yeah…you wouldn’t know anything about sex would you…
Dora: I do know something about sex. You put your choo choo train in the station for a rest stop.
Swiper on the phone: No Dora…I just told that to you so I could do you…actual sex is nothing like that…it’s a lot more graphic.
Gerard: Look! We are at the concert hall.
Dora: Screw you Swiper!
Swiper on the phone: Fuck you too Dora!
Gerard: Um…whatever I am going into the concert hall.
Dora: Bye Swiper!
Billy Corgan: I don’t want to fight
Every single night
Everything I want is in your eyes
You and me go back
To places I don’t know to care
The spoils of all I got were left for scraps.
Gerard: Whoo Hoo End Episode!
(End of Episode)
What happened after the episode:
Gerard: That was the best fucking concert ever.
Teenager: Yeah I got to see my very first Smashing Pumpkins concert.
Dora: Who gives two fucks about you too.
Boots: Yeah what Dora said.
Gerard and Teenager: Okay………..
Gerard: CONCERT! YAY!
Dora: Shut the fuck up. This is my show.
Gerard: Who ever gave you that idea is sorely mistaken…you see it’s called Gerard: The Explorer, not Dora: The Explorer.
Dora: Whatever.
Gerard: Exactly jealous bitch.
Dora: Anyways kids can you point us in the direction of the concert hall.
Gerard: It’s right there dumb ass.
Dora: Fuck you. I am trying to teach these kids map directions.
Gerard: By being a dumb ass…wow your teaching them a lot.
Dora: Fuck you…
Boots: Are we there yet.
Gerard: Yeah…are we I am tired of her big ass mouth!
Dora: I’m tired of your---hold on I got another call.
Swiper on the phone: You’re going to die in 2 days.
Dora: Swiper I know it’s you.
Swiper on the phone: In a sea of holy--wait a minute did you say you knew it was me.
Dora: Yeah it was pretty obvious Swiper.
Swiper on the phone: Oh…well this is pretty embarrassing. It’s like fucking a fox that doesn’t love you anymore.
Dora: TMI!
Swiper on the phone: Oh yeah…you wouldn’t know anything about sex would you…
Dora: I do know something about sex. You put your choo choo train in the station for a rest stop.
Swiper on the phone: No Dora…I just told that to you so I could do you…actual sex is nothing like that…it’s a lot more graphic.
Gerard: Look! We are at the concert hall.
Dora: Screw you Swiper!
Swiper on the phone: Fuck you too Dora!
Gerard: Um…whatever I am going into the concert hall.
Dora: Bye Swiper!
Billy Corgan: I don’t want to fight
Every single night
Everything I want is in your eyes
You and me go back
To places I don’t know to care
The spoils of all I got were left for scraps.
Gerard: Whoo Hoo End Episode!
(End of Episode)
What happened after the episode:
Gerard: That was the best fucking concert ever.
Teenager: Yeah I got to see my very first Smashing Pumpkins concert.
Dora: Who gives two fucks about you too.
Boots: Yeah what Dora said.
Gerard and Teenager: Okay………..