Gerard: The Explorer
Episode 4: To the VMA's
{FYI: Anything I say as the VMA Announcer is not my view of MCR some of it is my view of MTV though..but if you like MTV I'm sorry I may offend you)
Gerard: Today we are going to the VMA's
Dora: That sounds like some sort of Sexually transmitted Disease.
Gerard: Yeah...uh huh and you know all about that don't you.
Dora: Fuck you.
Boots: Yeah up yours Gee-rard
Gerard: Whatever monkey boy!
Boots: Why you gotta say that man?! Its a condition...okay. I am more smarter than you.
Gerard: Oh yeah then why did you say Why you gotta say that man?! that is not grammatically correct.
Boots: Want to know something that is.
Gerard: Yeah sure whatever.
Boots: Fuck you.
Map: Maybe you should get some one to show you were the VMAs is...because I do not know.
VMA ANNOUNCER: i know!
Gerard: Tell me Tell me!!
VMA Announcer: Okay Gerard--although MCR aren't going to win--
Gerard: Fuck you.
VMA Announcer: Yeah yeah and my station edits your music videos so they completely suck.
Gerard: That is so true...and then you don't play them after two months--it's all too frustrating.
Boots: Maybe your video just sucks.
VMA Announcer: No...we do that with all the videos.
Gerard: Shut up just give us the motherfucking directions.
VMA Announcer: Okay..first you go through prickly forrest, across the mountain, and to the studios and thats how you get to the VMA's.
Gerard: Stupid mountian...
Boots: Whatever Gee!
(Commercial Break here)
Meet the Star: Boots!
Boots: I mean--I don't mind that Gerard is on here...but he just get's on my last nerves...damnit I am getting mad again..can I have some water.
Interview Conductor: Here you go.
Boots: Thanks...I get nervous and stuff.
Gerard: AHHHHHHHH! I DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR BACKPACK!
Backpack: LIAR!
Dora: I think backpack knows who touched him!
Teenager: Run Gerard!
Boots: Hey! I don't care who touched Backpack this is my interview
Backpack and Dora: How could you say that!
Boots: Easy It's like this Hey! I don't care who touched Backpack this is my interview!
Dora: Fuck you!
Gerard: Today we are going to the VMA's
Dora: That sounds like some sort of Sexually transmitted Disease.
Gerard: Yeah...uh huh and you know all about that don't you.
Dora: Fuck you.
Boots: Yeah up yours Gee-rard
Gerard: Whatever monkey boy!
Boots: Why you gotta say that man?! Its a condition...okay. I am more smarter than you.
Gerard: Oh yeah then why did you say Why you gotta say that man?! that is not grammatically correct.
Boots: Want to know something that is.
Gerard: Yeah sure whatever.
Boots: Fuck you.
Map: Maybe you should get some one to show you were the VMAs is...because I do not know.
VMA ANNOUNCER: i know!
Gerard: Tell me Tell me!!
VMA Announcer: Okay Gerard--although MCR aren't going to win--
Gerard: Fuck you.
VMA Announcer: Yeah yeah and my station edits your music videos so they completely suck.
Gerard: That is so true...and then you don't play them after two months--it's all too frustrating.
Boots: Maybe your video just sucks.
VMA Announcer: No...we do that with all the videos.
Gerard: Shut up just give us the motherfucking directions.
VMA Announcer: Okay..first you go through prickly forrest, across the mountain, and to the studios and thats how you get to the VMA's.
Gerard: Stupid mountian...
Boots: Whatever Gee!
(Commercial Break here)
Meet the Star: Boots!
Boots: I mean--I don't mind that Gerard is on here...but he just get's on my last nerves...damnit I am getting mad again..can I have some water.
Interview Conductor: Here you go.
Boots: Thanks...I get nervous and stuff.
Gerard: AHHHHHHHH! I DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR BACKPACK!
Backpack: LIAR!
Dora: I think backpack knows who touched him!
Teenager: Run Gerard!
Boots: Hey! I don't care who touched Backpack this is my interview
Backpack and Dora: How could you say that!
Boots: Easy It's like this Hey! I don't care who touched Backpack this is my interview!
Dora: Fuck you!