Gerard: The Explorer
Episode 4: To The VMA's
Dora: So first we go through the prickly forest.
Gerard: Above.
Dora: Shut up Camera Whore.
Gerard; Shut up about--
Camera man: Gerard let me get a picture.
Gerard: Hold on let me pose first--I’m ready!
Camera man: Okay--Gerard show me a tiger.
Gerard: Okay! Grrr! Grrr! Is that tiger enough for ya?
Camera Man: Yep. Thanks.
Gerard: Your welcome.
Dora: Um…okay, can we get to this fucking show already?
Gerard: Yeah--um I’m coming.
Dora: We need to get gloves from my back pack so when we get on the vine our hands won’t be hurt. Can you find the--
Gerard: Why don’t you just reach in the bag and get your gloves?
Dora: Because I am trying to teach the kids how to--
Gerard: How to what find stuff for you, they aren’t your workers, they are kids.
Dora: Shut up Photo Boy.
Backpack: Here are your fucking gloves.
Dora: Thanks….
Gerard: So…
Dora: What’s that you hear Swiper…that Swiper is always trying to swipe our stuff.
Boots: So when you see he is close to us yell Swiper…
Kids: SWIPER!
Dora: Where right behind us…oh my…that sucker is in for it now! To stop Swiper yell Swiper No Swiping. Okay.
Boots: Say it with us.
Dora and Boots: Swiper No Swiping.
Gerard and Teenager: Swiper Yes Swiping.
Dora and Boots: Swiper No Swiping.
Gerard and Teenager: Swiper Yes Swiping.
Dora and Boots: Swiper No Swiping.
Gerard and Teenager: Swiper Yes Swiping.
Swiper: What the fuck-- I don’t even know what to do anymore…just leave me the hell alone all of you I’m going to go jump of a bridge now.
Gerard: Oh look there are the vines of the Prickly Forest.
Dora: Okay here are your gloves.
Gerard: My gloves are all broken.
Dora: Oh Well.
Boots: I miss the bugs!!!!!!
Gerard: Stop your pathetic whining.
(Commercial Break Here)
Meet the Star: Swiper.
Interview Conductor: Well, Swiper was supposed to be here today, but there was some problems in getting him in the studio.
Gerard: He’s dead.
Interview Conductor: Stop being so fucking morbid…so instead we replaced him with Gerard singing “I miss you Dear Swiper.”
Gerard: I miss you Dear Swiper, I miss you Dear Swiper, I miss you Dear Swiper, your stealing really made my day.
I’m sorry you were suicidal, I’m sorry you were suicidal, I’m sorry you were suicidal, if I could I would help you, but this script won’t allow me too.
Interview Conductor: I miss you Swiper.
Dora: Damnit I won’t get child support anymore!
Boots: Oh man!
Gerard: That was a good Swiper impression.
Boots: Thank you I have been working on it.
Gerard: Above.
Dora: Shut up Camera Whore.
Gerard; Shut up about--
Camera man: Gerard let me get a picture.
Gerard: Hold on let me pose first--I’m ready!
Camera man: Okay--Gerard show me a tiger.
Gerard: Okay! Grrr! Grrr! Is that tiger enough for ya?
Camera Man: Yep. Thanks.
Gerard: Your welcome.
Dora: Um…okay, can we get to this fucking show already?
Gerard: Yeah--um I’m coming.
Dora: We need to get gloves from my back pack so when we get on the vine our hands won’t be hurt. Can you find the--
Gerard: Why don’t you just reach in the bag and get your gloves?
Dora: Because I am trying to teach the kids how to--
Gerard: How to what find stuff for you, they aren’t your workers, they are kids.
Dora: Shut up Photo Boy.
Backpack: Here are your fucking gloves.
Dora: Thanks….
Gerard: So…
Dora: What’s that you hear Swiper…that Swiper is always trying to swipe our stuff.
Boots: So when you see he is close to us yell Swiper…
Kids: SWIPER!
Dora: Where right behind us…oh my…that sucker is in for it now! To stop Swiper yell Swiper No Swiping. Okay.
Boots: Say it with us.
Dora and Boots: Swiper No Swiping.
Gerard and Teenager: Swiper Yes Swiping.
Dora and Boots: Swiper No Swiping.
Gerard and Teenager: Swiper Yes Swiping.
Dora and Boots: Swiper No Swiping.
Gerard and Teenager: Swiper Yes Swiping.
Swiper: What the fuck-- I don’t even know what to do anymore…just leave me the hell alone all of you I’m going to go jump of a bridge now.
Gerard: Oh look there are the vines of the Prickly Forest.
Dora: Okay here are your gloves.
Gerard: My gloves are all broken.
Dora: Oh Well.
Boots: I miss the bugs!!!!!!
Gerard: Stop your pathetic whining.
(Commercial Break Here)
Meet the Star: Swiper.
Interview Conductor: Well, Swiper was supposed to be here today, but there was some problems in getting him in the studio.
Gerard: He’s dead.
Interview Conductor: Stop being so fucking morbid…so instead we replaced him with Gerard singing “I miss you Dear Swiper.”
Gerard: I miss you Dear Swiper, I miss you Dear Swiper, I miss you Dear Swiper, your stealing really made my day.
I’m sorry you were suicidal, I’m sorry you were suicidal, I’m sorry you were suicidal, if I could I would help you, but this script won’t allow me too.
Interview Conductor: I miss you Swiper.
Dora: Damnit I won’t get child support anymore!
Boots: Oh man!
Gerard: That was a good Swiper impression.
Boots: Thank you I have been working on it.