Gerard: The Explorer
Episode 4: To The VMA's
Dora: So we made it above the Prickly Forrest, what’s next?
Gerard: The Mountains!
Dora: Yay! You have the Brain Capacity of a Five-Year-Old
Gerard: Shut the fuck up.
God: Not so fast.
Dora: God is that you?
God: Duh, now be quiet I am god I talk first!
Dora: Okay God.
God: Ugh. The Devil sent Swiper to me from hell because he talked about My Chemical Romance too much, I don’t want him because he obviously talks about that band too much, so I am giving him back to you.
Dora: So your giving him back to us.
God: Yep. There you go.
Swiper: Hey.
Gerard: OMG you got kicked out of Hell, I didn’t think that was even possible.
Swiper: I guess my Suicide attempt didn’t work.
God: No, you can not die anymore, because I don’t want you and the Devil doesn’t either, he is my alternative, sorry.
Swiper: I am Invincible!
Gerard: Can MCR be Invincible, if Swiper talks about the band too much, can you imagine how much we would talk about ourselves. And I am extremely vain, ask the camera man.
Camera Man: Yep extremely vain look at the pictures he took.
God: Ugh, MCR can’t die anymore. I’m gone to soak my feet.
Gerard: BYE GOD!
God: Bye Gerard.
Dora: Well lets get across this mountain. We need rope to go with our stylish gloves.
Gerard: MINE ARE BROKEN!!!!!!!
Dora: Stop your pathetic whining.
Boots: Ooh look a mountain.
Dora: Backpack can you give us rope.
Backpack: Sure darling.
Dora: Thanks!
Gerard: We go climba the mountain all the live long day.
Dora: Idiot.
(Commercial Break Here)
Meet the Star: Gerard.
Gerard: I hate being with Dora and Boots, they are way to snobby. I like hanging with the Teenager, and Swiper, they are the only ones that get me.
Interview Conductor: If you could get anyone to replace Dora and Boots, who would you chose?
Gerard: Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street!
Teenager: What about Bert from The Used.
Gerard: I don’t like a the Bert.
Interview Conductor: Words of wisdom from Gerard Way “I don’t like a the Bert.”
Gerard: Fuck you.
(FYI: I’m sorry it took so long for me to put out the next chapter. School and such is getting in the way of me updating as often as I would like.
Also I like a the Bert!)
Gerard: The Mountains!
Dora: Yay! You have the Brain Capacity of a Five-Year-Old
Gerard: Shut the fuck up.
God: Not so fast.
Dora: God is that you?
God: Duh, now be quiet I am god I talk first!
Dora: Okay God.
God: Ugh. The Devil sent Swiper to me from hell because he talked about My Chemical Romance too much, I don’t want him because he obviously talks about that band too much, so I am giving him back to you.
Dora: So your giving him back to us.
God: Yep. There you go.
Swiper: Hey.
Gerard: OMG you got kicked out of Hell, I didn’t think that was even possible.
Swiper: I guess my Suicide attempt didn’t work.
God: No, you can not die anymore, because I don’t want you and the Devil doesn’t either, he is my alternative, sorry.
Swiper: I am Invincible!
Gerard: Can MCR be Invincible, if Swiper talks about the band too much, can you imagine how much we would talk about ourselves. And I am extremely vain, ask the camera man.
Camera Man: Yep extremely vain look at the pictures he took.
God: Ugh, MCR can’t die anymore. I’m gone to soak my feet.
Gerard: BYE GOD!
God: Bye Gerard.
Dora: Well lets get across this mountain. We need rope to go with our stylish gloves.
Gerard: MINE ARE BROKEN!!!!!!!
Dora: Stop your pathetic whining.
Boots: Ooh look a mountain.
Dora: Backpack can you give us rope.
Backpack: Sure darling.
Dora: Thanks!
Gerard: We go climba the mountain all the live long day.
Dora: Idiot.
(Commercial Break Here)
Meet the Star: Gerard.
Gerard: I hate being with Dora and Boots, they are way to snobby. I like hanging with the Teenager, and Swiper, they are the only ones that get me.
Interview Conductor: If you could get anyone to replace Dora and Boots, who would you chose?
Gerard: Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street!
Teenager: What about Bert from The Used.
Gerard: I don’t like a the Bert.
Interview Conductor: Words of wisdom from Gerard Way “I don’t like a the Bert.”
Gerard: Fuck you.
(FYI: I’m sorry it took so long for me to put out the next chapter. School and such is getting in the way of me updating as often as I would like.
Also I like a the Bert!)