Gerard: The Explorer
Episode 4: To The VMAs
Dora: Okay so we have went through the prickly forrest.
Gerard: Over.
Dora: Damnit HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU POINT THA T OUT!
Gerard: When you stop making the mistake I will stop pointing it out.
Dora: Asshole.
Gerard: And you suck ass.
Boots: Fuck off!
Gerard: Yeah gladly.
Boots: Ew, this is a kiddie show you know.
Gerard: They will find out eventually.
Boots: Thats just gross.
Gerard: Oh like you don’t do it.
Boots: No, because I actually have a woman.
Gerard: Whatever Boots, and for your information I do have a woman.
Boots: Well I have never met her.
Gerard: Who gives two fucks about you never meeting her.
Boots: I do!
Dora: I do!
Gerard: Well you two, but who gives a fuck about you two!
Dora: Lets get back to finding out where we have to go next!!!!!
Gerard: We only ever have to go three fucking places. We went the other two where do you think we have to go next.
Dora: I don’t know. Can you help us figure out where we have to go next?
Gerard: Grr. I am surrounded by idiots. We go to the VMA’s next idiot.
Dora: Ruin all the fun why don’t ya.
Gerard: I have something to tell you.
Dora: What?
Agent: Gerard before you utter the “F” word again let me just say Blue’s Clues have picked you up so you no longer have to play on this show.
Geard: Oh fuck that show is even worse. How can you not know where the clue is even if its in front of you!
Agent: I don’t know, but we are sure you can knock some sense into him.
Gerard: Well at least we are at the VMA’s now.
VMA Announcer: You might as well leave you have no awards.
Gerard: Fuck You.
(End of Episode, End Of Story)
Meet the star: Dora
Interview Conductor: How do you feel about the season of the show ending.
Dora: As long as Gerard is out of my hair I’m okay.
Gerard: Fuck you! And stay tuned for the sequel Gerard’s Clues.
Authors Note: You heard Gerard right folks. The sequel is to be Gerard’s Clues. So I need you to tell me in a comment if you want to be PM’d when the sequel is up. If you do just say so and I can surely make that arranged. For all those people who have subscribed and have been lurking in the background it maybe the perfect time to comment so that I can PM you when the sequel is up.
Also I want to ask all you loverful people which host of Blue’s Clues should be in the sequel: Steve Or Joe.
Gerard: Over.
Dora: Damnit HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU POINT THA T OUT!
Gerard: When you stop making the mistake I will stop pointing it out.
Dora: Asshole.
Gerard: And you suck ass.
Boots: Fuck off!
Gerard: Yeah gladly.
Boots: Ew, this is a kiddie show you know.
Gerard: They will find out eventually.
Boots: Thats just gross.
Gerard: Oh like you don’t do it.
Boots: No, because I actually have a woman.
Gerard: Whatever Boots, and for your information I do have a woman.
Boots: Well I have never met her.
Gerard: Who gives two fucks about you never meeting her.
Boots: I do!
Dora: I do!
Gerard: Well you two, but who gives a fuck about you two!
Dora: Lets get back to finding out where we have to go next!!!!!
Gerard: We only ever have to go three fucking places. We went the other two where do you think we have to go next.
Dora: I don’t know. Can you help us figure out where we have to go next?
Gerard: Grr. I am surrounded by idiots. We go to the VMA’s next idiot.
Dora: Ruin all the fun why don’t ya.
Gerard: I have something to tell you.
Dora: What?
Agent: Gerard before you utter the “F” word again let me just say Blue’s Clues have picked you up so you no longer have to play on this show.
Geard: Oh fuck that show is even worse. How can you not know where the clue is even if its in front of you!
Agent: I don’t know, but we are sure you can knock some sense into him.
Gerard: Well at least we are at the VMA’s now.
VMA Announcer: You might as well leave you have no awards.
Gerard: Fuck You.
(End of Episode, End Of Story)
Meet the star: Dora
Interview Conductor: How do you feel about the season of the show ending.
Dora: As long as Gerard is out of my hair I’m okay.
Gerard: Fuck you! And stay tuned for the sequel Gerard’s Clues.
Authors Note: You heard Gerard right folks. The sequel is to be Gerard’s Clues. So I need you to tell me in a comment if you want to be PM’d when the sequel is up. If you do just say so and I can surely make that arranged. For all those people who have subscribed and have been lurking in the background it maybe the perfect time to comment so that I can PM you when the sequel is up.
Also I want to ask all you loverful people which host of Blue’s Clues should be in the sequel: Steve Or Joe.