Gerard: The Explorer
Episode 1:The Lost Cave of the Ninja Robot Pirate
Dora: Okay so Bridge, Water--
Gerard: Alligator infested water.
Dora: Fine Brdge, Alligator Infested water, The Lost Cave of the Ninja Robot Pirates.
Boots: Come on lets go!
Gerard: Okay, but don’t you dare start singing. You have the worst fucking singing voices ever.
Dora: That’s not very nice.
Gerard: Have you ever heard yourselves sing?
Dora and Boots: Not exactly.
Gerard: Exactly.
Boots: Well, have you ever heard yourself sing?
Gerard: Yes several times, I have CD’s out.
Boots: They can make anyone sound good.
Gerard: Jealous fucker.
Boots: I can always go freaking Monkey on you.
Dora: What is that, you hear Swiper? Where is he? Right behind me.
Swiper: I just wanted a freaking Autograph.
Dora: Sure!
Swiper: Not from you, from Gerard Way, You know what I admire the ground you walk on!
Dora: What about last night! Huh? When you said you loved me.
Swiper: Dora get a grip your you, I don’t like you!
Dora: You said we would last forever.
Gerard: Dora, shut up and lets get to this fucking troll bridge.
Troll: No one crosses the bridge unless they can solve this riddle.
Gerard: Shut the fuck up troll, no one gives a shit about your riddle.
Troll: Your so mean! I hate you.
Gerard: Yeah Yeah I hate you too.
Dora: You got us over the bridge and we didn’t have to do anything.
Boots: Yeah.
Gerard: The power of being mean, and fuck if there are any freaking bugs telling me I got across the bridge. I already fucking now.
Bugs: Fine, fuck you!
(Commercial Break)
Gerard: Alligator infested water.
Dora: Fine Brdge, Alligator Infested water, The Lost Cave of the Ninja Robot Pirates.
Boots: Come on lets go!
Gerard: Okay, but don’t you dare start singing. You have the worst fucking singing voices ever.
Dora: That’s not very nice.
Gerard: Have you ever heard yourselves sing?
Dora and Boots: Not exactly.
Gerard: Exactly.
Boots: Well, have you ever heard yourself sing?
Gerard: Yes several times, I have CD’s out.
Boots: They can make anyone sound good.
Gerard: Jealous fucker.
Boots: I can always go freaking Monkey on you.
Dora: What is that, you hear Swiper? Where is he? Right behind me.
Swiper: I just wanted a freaking Autograph.
Dora: Sure!
Swiper: Not from you, from Gerard Way, You know what I admire the ground you walk on!
Dora: What about last night! Huh? When you said you loved me.
Swiper: Dora get a grip your you, I don’t like you!
Dora: You said we would last forever.
Gerard: Dora, shut up and lets get to this fucking troll bridge.
Troll: No one crosses the bridge unless they can solve this riddle.
Gerard: Shut the fuck up troll, no one gives a shit about your riddle.
Troll: Your so mean! I hate you.
Gerard: Yeah Yeah I hate you too.
Dora: You got us over the bridge and we didn’t have to do anything.
Boots: Yeah.
Gerard: The power of being mean, and fuck if there are any freaking bugs telling me I got across the bridge. I already fucking now.
Bugs: Fine, fuck you!
(Commercial Break)