Gerard: The Explorer
Episode 1: The Lost Cave of the Ninja Robot Pirate
Dora: Okay, so we went over the troll bridge what’s next.
Gerard: The freaking Alligator infested water.
Boots: We get the fucking point there is alligators in the water.
Gerard: I hope the Alligators eat you.
Dora: How are we going to get across the water.
Kids: The Boat!
Dora: The Boat?
Gerard: Yes the fucking boat and don’t even ask them to point to it because I know you see it.
Dora: Bitch.
Gerard: Whatever Dora.
Boots: Wow, this show is very educational.
Gerard: How oh How will this freaking boat keep us from the alligators.
Alligator 1: We’re not going to fucking eat you.
Alligator 2: That’s just a fucking myth.
Alligator 1: Yeah you shouldn’t be so quick to judge, your going to make me cry.
Gerard: I’m sorry.
Alligator 2: Haha you got Norbert to cry.
Gerard: Norbert?
Alligator 1: Hey, I didn’t chose my name!
Gerard: Tehe thats a geeky name.
Alligator 1: If I were you I wouldn’t call anyone a geek.
Dora: Before you piss of the Alligators we made it across the water.
Gerard: HA IN YOUR MOTHEFUCKING FACE ALLIGATORS!
Alligator 1: Yeah, well lets see that happening when you cross this mothefucking water again.
Gerard: Whatever.
Alligator 2: Go to the fucking commercial break bitch.
(Commercial break here)
Gerard: The freaking Alligator infested water.
Boots: We get the fucking point there is alligators in the water.
Gerard: I hope the Alligators eat you.
Dora: How are we going to get across the water.
Kids: The Boat!
Dora: The Boat?
Gerard: Yes the fucking boat and don’t even ask them to point to it because I know you see it.
Dora: Bitch.
Gerard: Whatever Dora.
Boots: Wow, this show is very educational.
Gerard: How oh How will this freaking boat keep us from the alligators.
Alligator 1: We’re not going to fucking eat you.
Alligator 2: That’s just a fucking myth.
Alligator 1: Yeah you shouldn’t be so quick to judge, your going to make me cry.
Gerard: I’m sorry.
Alligator 2: Haha you got Norbert to cry.
Gerard: Norbert?
Alligator 1: Hey, I didn’t chose my name!
Gerard: Tehe thats a geeky name.
Alligator 1: If I were you I wouldn’t call anyone a geek.
Dora: Before you piss of the Alligators we made it across the water.
Gerard: HA IN YOUR MOTHEFUCKING FACE ALLIGATORS!
Alligator 1: Yeah, well lets see that happening when you cross this mothefucking water again.
Gerard: Whatever.
Alligator 2: Go to the fucking commercial break bitch.
(Commercial break here)