Gerard: The Explorer

Episode 1: The Lost Cave of the Ninja Robot Pirate

Dora: So, We went over the Troll Bridge, over the Alligator infested water, what’s next?

Gerard: The Lost Cave of the Ninja Robot Pirates.

Boots: Yay! We are there, maybe we can dump Gerard off there and loose him.

Gerard: Idiot I can hear you.

Boots: Damn!

Dora: What’s that you hear Swiper, what’s that bitch want now!

Swiper: That’s right guys, I got the Gerard Way’s autograph.

Fox 1: Now Fucking way.

Swiper: Yes fucking way. It’s Gerard Way.

Fox 2: That joke is so fucking over used I heard it just the other day on Mibba.

Fox 1: Whatever. You’re just a Teenie Bopper that wants to rape Gerard.

Gerard: Um, can we get to this Ninja Robot Pirate Cave.

Dora: Sure.

Gerard: So why the hell are we here?

Boots: To take Ninja Lessons.

Gerard: I’m already a perfect Ninja

Boots: Or so you think, I saw your moves on Life on the Murder Scene, and quite frankly they fucking suck.

Gerard: Fuck! You!

Dora: I think it’s time we leave this episode.

Gerard: Yeah and now singing, I hate when you singing

(End episode)