Gerard: The Explorer
Episode 2: The Magical Island of Skittles
Dora: Okay so Forrest---
Gerard: Prickly Forrest.
Dora: Prickly Forest, Mountain---
Gerard: That could very well erupt.
Dora: Let me do my fucking job. Forrest, Mountain, The Magical Island of Skittles.
Boots: Come on Let’s go.
Gerard: Okay, but like I said yesterday. No Fucking Singing Please.
Boots: Okay.
Dora: Can we hum.
Gerard: No dumb ass that’s singing too.
Dora: Well who shove a stick in your ass.
Gerard: You know shut the hell up.
Dora: Okay, we are at the Prickly Forest, how will we get across.
Kids: Ouchie…Um you take the vines..
Gerard: Shut up and take the vines Dora they don’t need to help you, you know how to swing across.
Teenager: Thank god, some one finally told her.
Dora: Teenagers shouldn’t watch the show.
Teenager: Maybe you shouldn’t be so dumb.
Dora: Yeah whatever say it to my face.
Gerard: Just swing across.
Dora: Fine.
Bugs: You know what I have been wanting to say something to you Gerard. Ever since yesterday.
Gerard: What.
Hugs: Fuck you, you mother fucking son of a bitch.
Gerard: Wow..
Bugs: Enter commercial in my ass whore.
(Commercial break here)
Gerard: Prickly Forrest.
Dora: Prickly Forest, Mountain---
Gerard: That could very well erupt.
Dora: Let me do my fucking job. Forrest, Mountain, The Magical Island of Skittles.
Boots: Come on Let’s go.
Gerard: Okay, but like I said yesterday. No Fucking Singing Please.
Boots: Okay.
Dora: Can we hum.
Gerard: No dumb ass that’s singing too.
Dora: Well who shove a stick in your ass.
Gerard: You know shut the hell up.
Dora: Okay, we are at the Prickly Forest, how will we get across.
Kids: Ouchie…Um you take the vines..
Gerard: Shut up and take the vines Dora they don’t need to help you, you know how to swing across.
Teenager: Thank god, some one finally told her.
Dora: Teenagers shouldn’t watch the show.
Teenager: Maybe you shouldn’t be so dumb.
Dora: Yeah whatever say it to my face.
Gerard: Just swing across.
Dora: Fine.
Bugs: You know what I have been wanting to say something to you Gerard. Ever since yesterday.
Gerard: What.
Hugs: Fuck you, you mother fucking son of a bitch.
Gerard: Wow..
Bugs: Enter commercial in my ass whore.
(Commercial break here)