Gerard: The Explorer

Episode 2: The Magical Island of Skittles

Dora: So we went through--

Gerard: Over.

Dora: Shut up we went through the prickly forest what’s next?

Teenager: The Fucking Mountain dumbass!

Dora: Shut up!

Teenager: Make me!

Dora: I don’t have time for this.

Gerard: Lets just go to the motherfucking mountain.

Dora: Fuck off

Boots: Dora, why are you swearing so much. Please stop swearing. Do you want to make me cry like my Mom did.

Dora: I’m sorry Boots but shut the fuck up, I don’t feel like hearing your sob story for the hundredth time.

Boots: You know I’m sensitive about that.

Boots: Your sensitive to a lot of things. Like when you got fucked up the ass in juvie.

Gerard: Wow, um we at the mountain.

Dora: Okay…to get up the mountain we need rope from the backpack can you say backpack.

Teenager: If you need it so much just reach in the bag and get it.

Dora: Fuck you!

Teenager: Fuck you! Bitch.

Backpack: Just have the fucking rope.

Dora: Okay.

Boots: Now that we made it across we only have to go to one place.

Gerard: The magical Island of skittles.

Dora: Stop running like a dumbass.

Gerard: Stop being a dumbass.

Swiper: Aw words of wisdom Dora you should follow that.

Dora: Shut the fuck up Swiper I have half a mind to kick you in the nuts, and make you pay for getting me pregnant a year ago.

Swiper: Bite me whore.

Dora: Fuck you.

Gerard: On behalf of Gerard: The Explorer---

Dora: Dora: The Explorer!

Gerard: Shut the fuck up On behalf of Gerard: The Explorer good bye and tune in next time!

(End episode)
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Um okay. I go to South Carolina tomorrow, so there won't be any updates for four days. And I go back to school next monday which adds to that. So...I will try to update a lot when I get back. ILY all my readers.
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