Gerard: The Explorer
Episode 3: Smashing Pumpkins Concert.
Dora: Well I guess it’s Traffic, Teenies, Smashing Pumpkins concert.
Gerard: Damn right it is.
Dora: Idiot--Hold on I got a call.
Swiper on the phone: What are you wearing.
Dora: Clothes.
Swiper on the phone: What are you thinking about.
Dora: Killing Gerard.
Gerard: Hey!
Swiper on the phone: See this is why our phone sex conversations never work out.
Dora: Fuck you!
Swiper on the phone: Fuck you!
Teenager: I want to see a Smashing Pumpkins concert so shut the hell up!
Swiper on the phone: Fuck you bitch,
Teenager: Say it to my motherfucking face.
Swiper on the phone: Whatever bitch.
Gerard: Okay…we need to get across the traffic.
Dora: How do we get across---
Gerard: Dora shut the hell up the lights red come the fuck on I want to see SP in concert!
Dora: Don’t tell me what to do!
Gerard: I’m the adult--
Dora: Adult? You act nothing like an adult.
Gerard: Shut up!
Boots: Fuck you I will go monkey on you.
Gerard: AH STOP MY EYES THE HURT!
Dora: Serves you right…ouch Boots what the hell was that for.
Boots: Sometimes you talk way too much I just wanted to slap you!
Dora: Whatever. It’s called Dora: The Explorer not Boots: The Explorer.
Gerard: Your wrong it’s called Gerard: The Explorer.
Bugs: Shit the truck is going to hit me! Ahhhh!
Gerard: Oh…well at least we are across the traffic.
(Commercial Break here)
During the commercial break:
Medic: It seems the bugs have died I’m sorry.
Dora: Really…Oh my god. I’m going to miss them so much.
Gerard: Really? Your going to miss them. Their bugs why is there even a medic here. They were bugs that some how had instruments. Anyways how does Boots even talk he’s a Monkey.
Boots: Fuck you every monkey is smarter than you.
Gerard: Fuck off!
Gerard: Damn right it is.
Dora: Idiot--Hold on I got a call.
Swiper on the phone: What are you wearing.
Dora: Clothes.
Swiper on the phone: What are you thinking about.
Dora: Killing Gerard.
Gerard: Hey!
Swiper on the phone: See this is why our phone sex conversations never work out.
Dora: Fuck you!
Swiper on the phone: Fuck you!
Teenager: I want to see a Smashing Pumpkins concert so shut the hell up!
Swiper on the phone: Fuck you bitch,
Teenager: Say it to my motherfucking face.
Swiper on the phone: Whatever bitch.
Gerard: Okay…we need to get across the traffic.
Dora: How do we get across---
Gerard: Dora shut the hell up the lights red come the fuck on I want to see SP in concert!
Dora: Don’t tell me what to do!
Gerard: I’m the adult--
Dora: Adult? You act nothing like an adult.
Gerard: Shut up!
Boots: Fuck you I will go monkey on you.
Gerard: AH STOP MY EYES THE HURT!
Dora: Serves you right…ouch Boots what the hell was that for.
Boots: Sometimes you talk way too much I just wanted to slap you!
Dora: Whatever. It’s called Dora: The Explorer not Boots: The Explorer.
Gerard: Your wrong it’s called Gerard: The Explorer.
Bugs: Shit the truck is going to hit me! Ahhhh!
Gerard: Oh…well at least we are across the traffic.
(Commercial Break here)
During the commercial break:
Medic: It seems the bugs have died I’m sorry.
Dora: Really…Oh my god. I’m going to miss them so much.
Gerard: Really? Your going to miss them. Their bugs why is there even a medic here. They were bugs that some how had instruments. Anyways how does Boots even talk he’s a Monkey.
Boots: Fuck you every monkey is smarter than you.
Gerard: Fuck off!