Stupified

Without caring about who was paying any attention, Evan let out a vicious howl of laughter that pearced the air.

"What the hell is your problem?" Rowan asked, explosively annoyed.

Evan was overly fasinated with the thougth that he only replied with another burst of laughter.

Nathaniel stood, "What? What's so damned funny?"

"Oh.....Nothin'." Evan replied in the most innocent voice he could form.

Which was a mistake because now everyone knew something was up. Resi raised a curious eyebrow along with everyone else.
"Okay everyone, now you have to be on your guard. Cause we all know, some of us better than others, too well that that tone of voice means that-...Talona?"

Resi broke off because at that moment Talona began chewing on the side of a table, literally biting off chunks off the wooden frame and chewing on them. Evan doubled over at this, for breathing seemed to be beyond his point at this moment.

Resi was furious.

"What the hell did you do to my wife?!"

"Well I was making sure she's getting her daily dose of fiber." this sentence was followed by another howl of laughter.

Resi prepared to lunge at Evan, with Nathaniel and Rowan backing him, but was stopped because for some strange reason, Talona had decided now was a great time to start undressing in the middle of the kicthen.

"Holy god!" Resi yelped and jumped to grab her and take her from the room full of people.

But she screamed with a yelp, "Back ye scurvy knave!" and kicked him in the face to only run off to the living room.

"I didn't know she spoke pirate!" Evan began rolling along the floor now.

Rowan started to beat the shit out of Evan at once, feeling that what ever Evan had done to Talona was ment for her. Nathaniel decided that he'd get some left over rope to tie Evan to a chair and question what had happened. But all the while, the real action was going on in the front room.