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Harry Cotter and the Philosopher’s Brothel.

Harry Cotter. 11 Years Old and his whole life is about to be turned upside down by the shocking revelation. This is a spoof, and should be taken with a spoon full of humor.

Enjoy =D
  1. The Boy Who Lived [In A Kennel]
    Meet Harry Cotter
  2. Haggis: Keeper Of The Tea
    Haggis? And Just What Is Harry's Scar Of?
  3. Why You Should Never Take A Cricket Bat To Greece
    Dialouge mostly, but i wanted to move the story along so please excuse the boringness.
  4. Natwest
    Money, Money, Money
  5. Piealong Alley
    Harry Needs A Wand
  6. The Warted Foot
    Choo Choo
  7. Harry, Ron And Genital Herpes
    On Board The Warted Foot
  8. The Slut And The Station
    Anyone Seen A Toad?
  9. Warty Pots
    Warts, Toads and Chipmunks
  10. The Sorting Sack
    "Thank God We're Both Wankers"
  11. Bumblebore & The Feast
    "My Rampant Rabbit"
  12. Ask Jeeves
    "Would you like some tea, or a cane?”
  13. Dibs On Harry
    4 Beds, 8 Boys
  14. Bats Or Newts?
    Lesson One: Potions
  15. Liftus Upus
    Lesson Two: Charms
  16. Harry Cockerel
    Lesson Three: Transfiguration
  17. Tastes Like Chicken
    Lunch Anyone?
  18. Ball Sack Trolley Attack
    In The Wizard World...Trolley's Are Deadly
  19. Magic Fire
    Misty Blue Flames
  20. The What?
    Never Trust A Bloke Called Dave
  21. Dormitory Antics
    I Kissed Herpes...
  22. Flying 101
    Broomus Upus
  23. Figbitch?
    Titches And Rabid Badgers
  24. Genderous Reverous
    Stilettos And A Pink Floral Dress
  25. The Mirror Of Nemes
    Wet Dreams & Chris De Burgh
  26. And A Present Or Two
    Merry Christmas Everybody!
  27. A Tale Of Christmas Revenge
    We're A Floating Chunk O'Sperm
  28. Photoshopped Pornography
    The Return Of Mi
  29. The Feisty Forrest
    The First Part Of The Encounter...
  30. Lord Dangermouse?
    The Philosopher's Brothel
  31. Figbitch.
    Cottage Cheese Suicide Mission
  32. Defence Against The Dark Arts
    The Art Of Being A Coward
  33. The Third Floor
    What Lies Behind
  34. Boys, Slags & Perverts
    Uh-oh, You're In Trouble!
  35. The Winding Path To Hell
    Slides & Beefy Breasts
  36. Pleasuring The Barbies
    The First Room
  37. The Riddle Room
    With A 5 Headed Beast
  38. The Final Room
    Dangermouse!
  39. Fin.