Baby It's Fact

"How'd it go?" Rebbecca asked as soon as we were out.

"He won't give us an annulment." I glared. A couple who were sat down looked anxious (and hungover).

"He'll give you guys one-I'm a special case." I grumbled. They looked a bit more relieved.

Rebbecca took us to the side.

"So why didn't he give you guys one?"

"We went to high school with his daughter. I may have insulted her once or twice."

"Or nearly every day for 4 years." Jack muttered. He had never liked it when I was an ass to Baileigh.

"Alex!" she scolded, hitting my arm. "Oh yeah, I learned your names. Thank God for Wikipedia, huh?"

I sighed.

"So what are you going to do after this?"

"Hey wait, we can get an annulment somewhere else right?" Jack asked.

"Yes!" I squeaked in excitement. I got weird looks from Rebbecca and Jack.

"Just as long as the media don't find out, we're saved." I grinned.

"Or even worse, our moms."

We both shuddered.

==

The journey back was louder than the drive to the chapel. A radio station was playing 30H!3 and we decided to sing along.

"Don't trust cause a ho won't trust me."

We laughed as we finished the song.

"Jack?"

"Hmm?"

"You have a decent voice when you concentrate."

He looked at me.

"That's why you're the lead singer, dipshit" he exclaimed whilst shoving me slightly. We were still smiling like idiots as we made our way to the room. Zack and Rian had found their way into our room and were wearing expressions matching ours.

"Good morning!" Jack chirped.

"Hey." Rian smiled.

There was a silence until Rian grabbed us both for a hug.

"Rian, what the hell?"

He was still smiling.

"Why did you guys not tell us?"

"Tell you what?" I said slowly. I thought I knew what this was about.

"That you guys were together! We wouldn't have had a problem with it." Zack replied, in a "duh" tone.

Jack and I withdrew from the hug.

"Yeah about that..."

I sighed again.

"We're not actually...yeah."

They were both confused.

"Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol." Jack explained.

Rian's face fell. He actually looked disappointed.

"So you're not married?"

"We are. But only legally, not in any other way."

Jack raised an eyebrow.

"What other way is there?"

"Shut up, you know what I mean." I muttered.

Zack was looking around the room.

"So did you?" he asked.

"Did we what?"

He rolled his eyes.

"Did you..." he made gestures with his hands. Jack and I's eyes widened as we realised what he meant.

"No." Jack spluttered. "We didn't did we? Oh hell no!"

My face went pale.

"No. We did not."

My phone rang.

"Hello?" I answered harshly, without looking at Caller ID."

"Alexander William Gaskarth, did you get married and not tell me?"

My blood ran cold. It was my mother.